Zodiac Signs

The Beginning and Ending of Their Conversations

Beginning

Aries: "Whattup bitches."

Taurus: "Go away."

Gemini: "Hi, Becky."

Cancer: "My favorite character died today and I don't think I can talk to people right now..."

Leo: "What do you think about my new outfit?"

Virgo: "Hi."

Libra: "Hello."

Scorpio: "I've got issues to talk about."

Sagittarius: "Hey, bro."

Capricorn: "Greetings."

Aquarius: "Sup."

Pisces: "Nice weather today, huh?"

Ending

Aries: "Bye bitches."

Taurus: "... I'm afraid I don't understand. I told you to go away, right?"

Gemini: "Bye Felicia."

Cancer: "I mean, why would they fucking do this to me? I find myself a great fucking character and that fucking character has to fucking die and oh my fucking god why is this fucking world so fucking cruel!?!" *has to be carried away by police to be calmed down*

Leo: "Well, you're still invited to my party even if you didn't notice this was a new outfit."

Virgo: "Goodbye."

Libra: "Bye!"

Scorpio: "Well I gotta go. Thanks for listening about the worms...and the lightning...and the toaster."

Sagittarius: "Bye, bro."

Capricorn: "Hope you have a great day!"

Aquarius: "Adios."

Pisces: "I'll see you around!"