Aries: The great and mighty Mother Russia.
Taurus: Good ol' Greece.
Gemini: The fucking land of the free called the United States of America.
Cancer: Plaid's cousin Scotland.
Leo: With dramatic accents from Italy.
Virgo: The turkey of countries... Turkey.
Libra: Where all the love comes from. And the Eiffel Tower. France.
Scorpio: They've got vikings that'll chop your head off if you betray them in Norway (at least they used to).
Sagittarius: Oi mate! I just killed a kangaroo with a boomerang in Australia!
Capricorn: Being fancy eating tea and crumpets in the United Kingdom!
Aquarius: Those birds are angry in Finland.
Pisces: Some geese with the Portuguese in Portugal.
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Zodiac Signs
RandomThis book is about the Zodiac signs and what they would do in situations, stuff like that. Hope you enjoy! This book is made by me and my friend @damaraas
