Would you rather:
Save the life of a starving African child that you will never meet:
Cancer
Virgo
Libra
Pisces
Or
Have an actual, working lightsaber:
Aries
Taurus
Gemini
Leo
Scorpio
Sagittarius
Capricorn
Aquarius
Legally change your last name to Hitler:
Aries
Taurus
Leo
Scorpio
Sagittarius
Aquarius
Or
Never eat chocolate again:
Gemini
Cancer
Virgo
Libra
Capricorn
Pisces
Have a baby penguin:
Cancer
Leo
Virgo
Libra
Capricorn
Pisces
Or
Have a baby monkey:
Aries
Taurus
Gemini
Scorpio
Sagittarius
Aquarius
Life lesson of the day:
Don't miss volleyball practice for an orthodontist appointment. Then when you have the game the following day, you will only play one out of three times.
I'm sorry coach, you think I wanted to have them jab at my mouth?
Huh?
Yeah that's right. Little turd lady was doing my teeth, and kept pushing on my gums with the scissor thingies.
I hate braces.
I hate everything.
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Zodiac Signs
RandomThis book is about the Zodiac signs and what they would do in situations, stuff like that. Hope you enjoy! This book is made by me and my friend @damaraas
