How They'll Die

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Aries: Aries will end up picking a fight with the Russian mob, which obviously wouldn't end well.

Taurus: They'd choke on their food. They love food.

Gemini: Gemini will drown.

Cancer: Obviously Cancer gets cancer. I mean, why would they not its literally their name.

Leo: Someone will murder Leo in jealousy and rage.

Virgo: Will have a heart attack.

Libra: Would fall in love with someone who is a cannibal, and you get the rest.

Scorpio: Scorpio would get some rare disease like the Black Plague or something that would kill them.

Sagittarius: Will spontaneously combust.

Capricorn: Capricorn are basically invincible, so they'll go out when they're 120 basically.

Aquarius: Aquarius will end up rebelling against Donald Trump, and he'll have Aquarius executed.

Pisces: Will die peacefully in their sleep.

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