Harry Potter x Reader Oneshots

1k!!!!!!!!!

Wooooooooo we finally got there! Thanks so much you guys! To celebrate i am doing 20 facts about author-chan and also im going to be releasing a neville x reader book, and a Draco x reader book in the near future! But for now, here are twenty facts about me:

1: my favourite animal of all time is a dolphin!

2: dont judge me but i kinda have this thing with pizza... I dont like it, because last time i ate pizza, i was kinda sick for a week. I dont know what it was but for now no pizza for me!

3: i have three pets. A dog and two cats. Only one if them belongs primarily to me though, and thats one of the cats. She's called Phoebe and shes kinda like a daughter to me. She looks like this:

This is a photo of her staring at the TV a few months ago because she was cute back then. Now shes just a lazy, cuddly, adorable.... Okay. Shes still cute. But she used to be so much cuter! They grow up so fast....

4: My worst fear is probably my claustrophobia. Closely followed by arachnophobia.

5: i just realised i forgot to do my homework.... Then i realised it was only Saturday and i should probably delete this, but i wont. Im just gonna make a second number five

5: I recently lost my phone outside, but it was a blackberry. I know. Terrible. but idc.i have my Ipad

6: i went into year seven last Tuesday and im in the top class in my year group. (Totally not bragging btw)

7:im the third tallest in my year. Last i checked i was like 1.615 metres. Second in my year just so happens to be my boyfriend, and first is this guy i call Dicklen instead of Decklen because... Well... He's a dick. Omg dick literally just autocorrected to Dicklen. Shows how much i use that name right?

8: i have told NOBODY about this yet, but... iactuallyliketwilight! There! I said it!

9: My favourite song isn't actually a rock song. It's Mad Hatter by Melanie Martinez because im nuts, mad and crazy, but i don't care because all the best people are. I kinda wanna use that song in a lyric prank to my boyfriend or maybe even my dad but i cant because, as i said, i lost my phone XD.

10:i got my name, BlackRainbow, from my split personality. I just thought of it and everything kinda clicked.

11: my dream job is a writer or a vocalist of some kind.

12: my favourite kind of music to listen to is rock music. I could never figure out which one was better, FOB or MCR.

13: i do not, can not, and will never drink tap water. It is just disgusting and it gives me a headache.

14: my favourite colour of all time is light sky blue, the colour of my walls :P

15: my favourite Harry Potter related youtube channel is Potter Puppet Pals. They drive me insane with laughter. I even tried to make my own wizard swears.

16: i used to take horse riding lessons, but i kinda just stopped for no reason. And it was just getting interesting, too. I just started to do jumps before i stopped going. I kinda wanna go back again soon.

17: i have a friend called Leah, and i ship her with her tie because she keeps sucking on the end of it. Its kinda gross but funny too.

18: whenever there's a bug in my room, i have to sleep in the spare room because im scared that its going to bite me. Even though i respect that that is it's nature, i hate bugs!

19: i could never actually kill a living thing on purpose. Not a fly, or a criminal or even a cockroach.

20: I'm a licensed diver! I can dive to 12m depth and i took a three day course from my own holiday just to get this useless thing that i cant even use because i live in the UK.

There! 20 random weird facts about me! Thanks again so much for 1k! Arigato! (First person to guess what language that was on their own gets... Uh... A virtual chocolate bar and a shoutout because why tf not?
Thanks for your time guys,
BlackRainbow.