*in the car*
Canada: You know what we should do?
America: Hmm?
Canada: We should go see Celine Dion.
America: Celine Dion?
Canada: Yes!
America: Maybe take some shrooms then see Celine Dion.
Canada: Maybe take enough so we actually look human.
America: Ha! That's gay! Actually, do you know how I know that you're gay?
Canada: How?
America: You want to go see Celine Dion not on shrooms.
Canada: Haha, very funny.
Canada: Okay, you know how I know you're gay?
America: How?
Canada: Every time we go out to eat you want to sit on the terrace.
America: You know how I know you're gay?
Canada: How?
America: You wanna sit on a guy named Terrace.
*playing video games*
Canada: Ok you know how I know you're gay?
America: How?
Canada: You got a star tattoo on your ass.
America: You wanna know how I know you're gay?
Canada: How?
America: You know I gotta star tattoo on my ass.
*in the car again*
America: Do you know how I know you're gay?
Canada: *sigh* How?
America: Your fucking car.
Canada: Okay. You know how I know you're gay?
America: How?
Canada: You fucked a dude in my car.
*in the house*
America: You know how I know you're gay?
Canada: How?
America: You sucked a dudes dick last night?
*Me: (by the name of Gilbert................your welcome fangirls)*
Canada: You know how I know you're gay?
America: How?
Canada: You watched me suck a dudes dick last night.
America:.......you know how I know you're gay?
Canada: How?
America: You want a glitter beard.
Canada: You know how I know you're gay?
America: How?
Canada: You know what a glitter beard is.
Me: (I don't!! Is it what it says in the name? Just a beard out of glitter?!?!!? If any of you know, don't tell me, I don't wanna know. Honestly don't care, just saiyan...)
*in the car*
America: *looking at his phone* Okay, but do you know how I know you're gay?
Canada: *sigh* How?!
America: You like tea over coffee.
Canada: Okay, but do you know how I know you're gay?
America: How?
Canada: Your boyfriend likes tea over coffee.
America: *drops his phone and just looks around, shocked*
Canada: Okay, you know how I know you're gay?
America: How?!
Canada: Russia wont let you in.
America: You know how I know you're gay?
Canada: How?
America: Russia's already been in you.
Canada: * *O* face*
America: Boosh!
*at a petrol station (or gas station????? (I think) for americans)*
Canada: You suck!!! Literally!!
America: You swallow!!! Literally!!
*at the park*
Canada: You know how I know you're gay?
America: How?
Canada: You're good at articulating with a cock in your mouth.
Me: (did that make sense? I don't even know what articulating means (don't say anything), I'm just getting this from a video. Its up there).
America: Do you know how I know you're gay?
Canada: How?
America: You make me talk when I do it
*playing video games*
America: Do you know how I know you're gay?
Canada: How?
America: You choose to only play with Dorian.
Canada: You know how I know you're gay?
America: How?
Canada: You like to play with Dorian.
America: You know how I know you're gay?
Canada: How?
America: You blow dry your hair.
Canada: .......what?
America: Ya know.. like blow dry.... blow job.
Canada: Bro....no.
*in the car*
America: Do you know how I know you're gay?
Canada: How?
America: You like anal.
Canada: .........yeah I guess that does make me pretty gay.
*and they both laughed....the end*
So when I saw this video, I liked it (obviously its funny!) and then I had to write it down for people who haven't seen it, but its up there because im a nice person so you can see it......your welcome.
CITEȘTI
hETALIA cRACK!!
AlteleJust basically me screwing around with Hetalia! What will happen is you can ask anyone questions, and they will answer them, or I will think of something and put it in, because...............heh, why not. Also headcanons, I've been looking at a lot...
