2P!Italy: "Yeah, we sell organic kale chips. They're on the homosexual hipster aisle next to the recycled toilet paper, you glitter dick."
2P!Romano: "Try me, bitch."
2P!Germany: "Three years ago my husband went out one night for a beer, but that beer was all the way in Tennessee and had much bigger tits."
2P!Prussia: "Oh, what are you supposed to be, a disappointment?"
2P!Japan: "You know what happens to little girls that wear skirts that short? A white van picks them up and they get all their holes resized.. Not you, Melissa, you're never getting molested."
2P!America: "Boy, pull up yo' god damn pants. The spookiest thing in the store is that a dick that small is in my gene pool."
2P!England: "I'm making copies. MOVE, I'M GAY."
2P!France: "Hello, welcome to Mashie Mart/the park, thank you for bringing your fucking kids."
2P!Russia: "Why don't you get your math done before you get pregnant?" OR "You, in the slutty outfit - you're not getting pregnant on my jungle gym."
2P!China: "You wanna become what? A doctor? I wanted to become a ballerina, and you know what I became? HIV Positive." OR "You, in the yellow - if you find drugs you better count me in."
2P!Canada: "It's fucking colder than a witch's tit out here."
ESTÁS LEYENDO
hETALIA cRACK!!
De TodoJust basically me screwing around with Hetalia! What will happen is you can ask anyone questions, and they will answer them, or I will think of something and put it in, because...............heh, why not. Also headcanons, I've been looking at a lot...
