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2p!America: *calls up Virgin Airlines* yo, I got a question

Virgin Airlines Helpline: yes sir, what's your question?

2p!America: can I still get a Virgin Airlines ticket if I'm NOT a virgin?

Virgin Airlines Helpline: ... well, yes sir-

2p!America: because I'm not

Virgin Airlines Helpline: ...well-

2p!America: I have all the sex

Virgin Airlines Helpline: sir..

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