2p!America: *calls up Virgin Airlines* yo, I got a question
Virgin Airlines Helpline: yes sir, what's your question?
2p!America: can I still get a Virgin Airlines ticket if I'm NOT a virgin?
Virgin Airlines Helpline: ... well, yes sir-
2p!America: because I'm not
Virgin Airlines Helpline: ...well-
2p!America: I have all the sex
Virgin Airlines Helpline: sir..
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hETALIA cRACK!!
RandomJust basically me screwing around with Hetalia! What will happen is you can ask anyone questions, and they will answer them, or I will think of something and put it in, because...............heh, why not. Also headcanons, I've been looking at a lot...