Inanimate objects

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2p!England: *repeatedly slamming a phone into the desk in a fit of pastel coloured rage*

2p!France: Oliver! OLIVER!

2p!England: wHAT?!

2p!France: its an inanimate object...

2p!England: YOU'RE AN INANIMATE OBJECT!

2p!America: ...*whispers* savage...

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