2p!England: *repeatedly slamming a phone into the desk in a fit of pastel coloured rage*
2p!France: Oliver! OLIVER!
2p!England: wHAT?!
2p!France: its an inanimate object...
2p!England: YOU'RE AN INANIMATE OBJECT!
2p!America: ...*whispers* savage...
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hETALIA cRACK!!
RandomJust basically me screwing around with Hetalia! What will happen is you can ask anyone questions, and they will answer them, or I will think of something and put it in, because...............heh, why not. Also headcanons, I've been looking at a lot...