I was only 14 years old
I loved hetalia so much, I had all the merchandise and dvds
I pray to Hima every night before bed, thanking him for Canon ships I've been given
"Hetalia is love," I say,"Hetalia is life"
My dad hears me and calls me a weeaboo
I know he is only jelous of my devotion the Hima
I called him a baka
He hits me with a leek and sends me to bed
Im crying now, and my face hurts
Im lying next to my body pillow of aph America
I feel a sudden overwhelming gayness over me
I feel something touch my butt
It's Hima
I am so happy desu
He whispers in my ear "Nene Papa"
He grabs me with his powerful yaoi hands and puts me on my hands and knees
I'm ready 4 his spaghetti
I spread my asscheeks for Hima
He penetrates my butthole with his gigantic wurst
It hurts so much but I do it for Hima
I can feel my butt tearing as I start to cry tears of soda
I push against his force
I want to please Hima Papa
He lets out a mighty "FUSOSOSOSOSO" as he fills my butt with his tomato sauce
My dad walks in
Hima looks him right in the eye and says, "Hasta La Pasta"
Hima leaves through the window laughing a french laugh
Hetalia is love, Hetalia is life
I PROMISE YOU I DID NOT WRITE THIS...well...technically i did, but, I FOUND IT ON THE INTERWEB ONE DAY AND I WANTED TO SHOW YOU GUYS...anyway, here you go tho. Bye~
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hETALIA cRACK!!
RandomJust basically me screwing around with Hetalia! What will happen is you can ask anyone questions, and they will answer them, or I will think of something and put it in, because...............heh, why not. Also headcanons, I've been looking at a lot...
