Fire Signs
Leo: guys, I'm bored :(
Sagittarius: hey!! -_-#
Aries: huh?
Sagittarius: if you joined me in pranking Burger King, you won't be bored *rolls eyes*
Leo: I SAID I DIDNT WANT TO, OKAY??
Aries: hold up
Aries: you were gonna prank Burger King and invited Leo but didn't invite me?!
Aries: WTF I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS
Sagittarius: um
Aries: I COULD HAVE GOTTEN A FOOKIN FREE BURGER
Aries: YOU KNOW HOW HUNGRY I AM?!
Aries: I-
Leo: shh, you're disrupting my movie
Aries: WHAT THE F-
Sagittarius: a burger is traveling to you so calm down
Aries: yay, I'm now happy
Sagittarius: you are berry welcome
Leo: how about my burger?
Sagittarius: shizy Mac & Cheesy I forgot!!
Leo: bish why?
Sagittarius: OK I HAVE FOUR PIZZA BOXES COMING SO YALL CHILL OUT, I FREAKIN SPENT HALF OF MY MONEY ALREADY
Water Signs
Cancer: how's everyone doing today?
Pisces: i... am... SHOOK
Scorpio: I made her listen to PPAP
Cancer: Oh
Scorpio: you're welcome, Pisces
Pisces: it's stuck in my freakin head
Scorpio: you're welcome :))
Pisces: -.-
Cancer: ew wtf
Scorpio: LMAO
Pisces: I understand, Cancer. I truly do
Earth Signs
Taurus: hold up, you're telling me you ordered only one box?!
Virgo: we're saving money
Capricorn: LETS GO TO DISNEYLAND
Taurus: BISH I CAN EAT THE WHOLE PIZZA IN ONE CHEW
Virgo: i said we're saving
Capricorn: better be Disneyland or I'm flipping the table
Virgo: DO NOT FLIP THE TABLE, I SORTED OUT ALL MY PAPER WORKS ON THAT TABLE
Taurus: flip it.
Capricorn: whoops
Virgo: WHAT THE FOOKK
Capricorn: I didn't fully flip it yet but papers are slipping
Taurus: give me one more box and I'd make Cap stop
Virgo: ugh
Capricorn: .-.
Virgo: fine.
Taurus: YEEHAW
Capricorn: whoops looks like I accidentally flipped it
Virgo: fuck you
Air Signs
Aquarius: how does one post three pictures in the same time without a caption??
Libra: that shade
Gemini: hey! :(( u so mean
Aquarius: what?! NO I DIDNT MEANT TO, I DIDNT EVEN KNOW YOU POSTED IN IG
Gemini: excuse!
Aquarius: I AM SORRY
Gemini: forgiven.
Libra: that's quick
Gemini: one thought though... how does one screenshot their Tumblr without scrolling past all the funny posts??
Aquarius: it's a decision between stopping and scrolling
Libra: my technique is to read every post
Libra: even though some are boring things like how a turtle walks
Gemini: but that's interesting
Aquarius: imagine turtles walking in a straight line
Gemini: FOLLOW THE LEADER ROUND PICKLES
Libra: round pickles
Gemini: it's a word
YOU ARE READING
Zodiac 3
Randomsquads, ships, short stories, conversations, series, etc. ♚ book three of the zodiac trilogy
