Zodiac 3

signs at the cinema

AQUARIUS: (pointing at the movie choices) "Which of these do you want to watch?" (points at Beauty and the Beast) "I'll be Belle, who would be my beast?" (looks around) "Guys?"

CAPRICORN: (rolls eyes and grabs Aquarius' arm, pulls them towards the other signs) "We've already picked one, idiot."

AQUARIUS: "Oh, so you'd be beast?"

CAPRICORN: "I never said that."

AQUARIUS: "So you are beast!"

CAPRICORN: (irritated look) "What, 'cause I look like one?"

AQUARIUS: (poker face) "No. You're like beast. Rough at the outside, sweet and soft in the inside."

CAPRICORN: (tinted cheeks, lets go of Aquarius' arm) "Whatev-"

GEMINI: (notices the two) "Hi guys!"

CAPRICORN: (relieved someone else is there) "Hey."

GEMINI: (goes to the two) "Want to buy food before we go in?"

AQUARIUS: "I like popcorn."

GEMINI: "Me too!"

CAPRICORN: "Um, everyone likes popcorn."

GEMINI: "Not everyone. Like, my twin doesn't like popcorn. What my twin likes though is buttered corn."

CAPRICORN: "Oh, um, okay."

ARIES: (whooping) "Boy, I'm so ready!"

LEO: (steps aside as Aries' drink splashes around) "I would be very happy if you stop spilling your drink."

ARIES: "I can do anything with my drink."

LEO: "But I paid for it!"

ARIES: (rolls eyes) "Pfft! I paid for the tickets."

LEO: "Are you challenging me?!"

ARIES: "Um... yes?"

LEO: "It's on, goat boy!"

ARIES: (annoyed) "Ram. It's ram, not goat."

LEO: "Whatever."

LIBRA: "Stop arguing."

ARIES & LEO: (simultaneously) "You're not my mother, Libra!"

TAURUS: "Wait, Leo, you paid for Aries' drink?!" (offended) "You didn't pay for mine!"

LEO: "You'd probably get each drink available, Taurus."

TAURUS: (pouts) "How'd you know?"

LIBRA: (sighs) "Children."

SCORPIO: (snorts) "Tell me about it."

LIBRA: (frightened at Scorpio's sudden appearance) "Oh! I didn't mean, like, in a negative way. I love children! But..." (genuinely scared) "yeah.

SCORPIO: "What?"

LIBRA: "I said-"