Capricorn: ARE YOU SERIOUS?! 2 MISTAKES, WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?!
Aries: Ain't it a miracle for Cap to start a convo, huh?
Capricorn: Fruckcunshibitcssshshhshs— KIYAAAAAAA (becomes insane)
Scorpio: Be lucky bitch, I got 8 mistakes.
Sagittarius: I finally passed!
Virgo: I suggest a tutor, Scorpio. And good job, Sag.
Sagittarius: :)
Scorpio: Excuse me but I didn't ask for any suggestions.
Virgo: ...right.
Aries: I got... I don't know actually, I haven't checked.
Gemini: That's smart.
Pisces: Stressed :(
Cancer: Awww, it's okay Pisces, I feel the same. Here, have tea.
Leo: Party after project week :)
Pisces: Thanks Cancer!
Cancer: No problemo!
Libra: Parties every week is not healthy, Leo.
Leo: I DONT GIVE A SINGLE CRAP!
Libra: ...
Leo: Who's in?
Gemini: I'm DJ.
Aquarius: I'm only coming for the food.
Aries: It's not a party without me in it.
Pisces: I'm also coming ^_^
Cancer: Me too, my parents said yes.
Capricorn: I'll try and sneak out ;)
Scorpio: Same as Aqua.
Taurus: Same as Scorpio.
Sagittarius: Only coming because Leo's house come with a jackoozy.
Virgo: I obviously need to go or else you guys would end up in jail.
Libra: Well, since everyone would go, I'm going too.
Leo: AHA!
Libra: Shut up or I'll shove tampons up your nose.
Leo: Mean.
Libra: Thanks.
Scorpio: That's very violent, I like it.
Capricorn: About my test results...
Aquarius: Hush, poor hedgehog, hush.
Capricorn: DONT SHUSH ME, YOU GOT ALL RIGHT!
Aquarius: Hushhhh....
Capricorn: Fine.
Pisces: You guys are cute together.
Sagittarius: MOUTH YOUR SHUT, PISCES.
Pisces: I shall mouth my shut, then.
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(drunk texting during the party)
Taurus: SYOOK GUYS LEU HAA A SOMBREO
Virgo: PITYYSSS R SOME GOOD
Scorpio: I'm sorry Leo but I used your bed.
Leo: OI SCORPIO I JUST CHANGED THE SHEETS YOU LITTLE SHIT
Scorpio: Whoops.
Aquarius: I FOUND A HEDGEHOG IN LEO'S CUPBOARD
Capricorn: If he meant hedgehog, he meant me being dared by going inside a cupboard for a minute.
Pisces: HIIHIIHIII I GIV HIM T DUR
Cancer: I'm very sorry for Pisces' attitude. She's currently drunk texting, which I don't recommend for anyone to do.
Libra: Hey it's picachoo, does anyone have $5? I need another drink. OIKASHU
Sagittarius: ITS PIKACHU YOU UNLEARNED HUMAN
Aries: GUUUUUYYYYSSSSSSSSS I LOST MY VANDANA :(
Gemini: What song next guys ?
Taurus: SHOOOOK
Gemini: Eh, it said none in the results.
Virgo: Is... WHO HAS MY CAH
Scorpio: Cah... cah.... CAHCAINE
Leo: No drugs guys please, police might arrest us.
Aquarius: BUT DEN POLICE WONT ARREST ME CUZ IM NOW A FISH
Capricorn: He means he's swimming.
Pisces: I FOUND A HOOCAT
Cancer: YAH WE FOUND A HOOCAT THE ONE WHO SAYS HOOMAN HHOOAHAHA
Libra: NO ONE GAVE ME $5! I FEEL SO BETRAYYYEEED
Sagittarius: OI TF I HAVE YOU $5 YOU LOST IT
Libra: ohh so that's the green paper plane I made ok ok
Aries: Has anyone seen my bandana?? It was $50.
Gemini: I have no idea sorry
Aries: :(
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A/N: 10 Pages long for all those late updates :) FINALS FINALLY DONE YAYY (sike, there's project week)
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Zodiac 3
Randomsquads, ships, short stories, conversations, series, etc. ♚ book three of the zodiac trilogy
