~Why do you care~ [Underfell Sans X Reader] [•COMPLETED•]

Answering questions

^^Yes I made dis edit up here^^

*Drags everyone in, including Inks spirit*

*Fell* "Why in the hell are we here"

*Insert my evil laughter here* "Ah yes my pretties. We are going to answer questions from the audience!

*dodges rock from Fell*

*Blueberry* Ooh! Fun!

"Les get started!"

Question from @Janice-Bludlust
"Fell do you actually hate swap or are you just putting up a cover?" *me reading from a sheet of paper with the questions I wrote down*

*Fell* "=_= I guess I don't Hate the little squirt.." *Blueberry* "Yay!"

Question from @RiceKrispiePisser
"Fell are you comfortable with my profile picture? Would you be fine if this looked at you every night while you were sleeping? Ps, love you"

*Me* why are all the questions for you, Jesus

*Fell* "u-um.."
*I shrug* "Obamas pretty hot"
*Fell* "what in the fuck is wrong with you"
*Me* "oh so much"

Question from @Katakuna-chan
"Fell if you will be locked in a room with blueberry, what will ya 2 do? Or what would YOU do?... Oh and she will kill you if you hurt my smol child. And so will I"

*Shoves Fell in the same room as blueberry and locks the door*

*Fell* "YOU-" *gets glomped on by blueberry*

*Blueberry* "New friend! Muwehehe!"

*Fell* gah get off you little-

*megalovania from Swap Papy intensifies*

*Fell* n-never mind

Question from @Kittenplays192
"Error what would you do if Fell took away all of your puppets? Like the ones you made"

*Error sighs* he has.. Many times. He has a secret dollhouse that he uses them in

*Fell* O_O D-Do not!

Question from @Strayingerror
"For Fell, Ink and Error who's your favourite Sans au besides yourselves"

*Fell smirks* "Horrortale"
*Error whispers* "Inktale.."
*Ink shrugs* "Gastertale seems cool."

Question from @IbTheRedRose
"What would you do if I shipped Ink and Error?~"

*Ink* O///O "u-um.."
*Error glitches madly while blushing* .///. "Wha-huh?!"

*Frisk holds up a photo that she took of them a little while ago*

*Error tackles her, desperately trying to grab it* G-GIM-MIE T-THAT

Question by @Blaze199
"Why is blueberry so frickin cute?!"

*Blueberry* "I-I am?"

*Frisk* do a pose!

*Blueberry* o-okay

Question from: @xXMeshelleXx
"For Ink, who is your favourite AU and why do you love it?"

*Ink* I may have to say Gastertale! I used to go to school all the time and my favourite subject apart from art was science! And it's told that Gaster there is the greatest scientist known.

*Horror sharpens his axe* Nerrrrrrrd

Question from @CookieAndCandySweets
"For Fell, WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SOOOOO HOT AND WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SOOOOO EVIL!!"

Everyone narrowed their eyes at him as was wearing sunglasses and brushed back his imaginary hair.

"Good job for watering his ego flower"

*Ink* can we stop now =_=

*Me* Lol nah

Question from @AsrielQuartz
"Hey Fell who is your most favourite person in the world? Except for your boss"

*Fell shrugs* Horror seems badass

Question from @Fanrstacik
"Hey fell Pap why do you torture your brother?"

*Fell Papyrus* Nothin builds Character like a good torturing

Question from@LilBookieWorm
"Hey gotta question for Lust, since in underlust you do the nasty a lot, is there just a horde of babies orrr...?"

*Lust smirks*

*Lust* cover your stump before you hump

*Everyone* .....

*Lust* Don't be a fool, cover your tool

*Frisk* OH MY-

*Lust* Protect your stream before you cream

*Tackles and covers his mouth*

"STAAHP"

Question from @partypony346
"Hey Author-chan I have a question for chu! From Lust, Horror, or Fell Sans which one would you stay in a room with for a day?"

"Well I would have the urge to drop kick Fell and I don't really feel like being molested so maybe me and Horror could have an axe battle c: