Maybe It Wasn't An Accident

Excalibur IV

10/21/16

Okay so I was in the courtyard of my school with my friend, and we were sitting down when I looked down and I see something in the sand.

It's some kind of creature, and it was brown and I was loving it.
It was grabbed on a very small twig, and it's legs seemed to be sticking to it.

So I was walking around with my friend, trying to find it a home where it could be safe and have a tiny life.

So then we went back and forth and decided to finally set him down on some daisies.
It was fun.
But as I was trying to shake him off so he could leave, he fell and I haven't heard from him since.

We named him Excalibur IV.
And I went home and looked it up,

Excalibur was a brown marmorated stink bug.

I regret my life, but I know I raised him well.

This is what he kind of looked like.

But he was prettier and had better fashion sense.

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Okay so I was at after school, and another teacher had came in and secretly told my teacher something.

So my teacher, he goes and asks us if we have any DJ experience.
And obviously I have because I can edit out of anything.
Soooo he asked me and my friend (same one I raised with Excalibur IV) and we are now both DJ's at our Halloween Dance after school.

And we have to make a playlist,

But the problem is.

MY TASTE IN MUSIC IS YOUR FACE.

(Refer back to my fourth to last chapter)

And not everyone likes my taste in music, so now I have to go and ask more rap-cultured people what to put in the playlist.
So far I have all kinds of "hip" music, as the kids call it nowadays.

SOFAR...

I HAVE MESSY HAND WRITING BECAUSE I GOTTA GO FAST YAKNOW.???!1!!1?1?2!2?

Yeah.

Okay cool ✌️️

Also?!??

PASTEL COLORS?!?!/!/!/!2!/!

I REFUSEEEEEE

YEAHHHH-

Oh so you see this pic, right?
It's a pretty nice pic.
But nowadays, is the new trend,

Not having knees?

Gotta blast 🚀