Feathershine strolls into the workplace, where Pettlepounce is clawing the ears off a handsome young tom.
Pettlepounce: I AM NOT A SHE-CAT YOU MANGEY TOM!
Tallsnail: Why should gender matter?
Pettlepounce: Ugh. Feathershine, thank god you're here, this tom is mad as a March hare.
Feathershine: What seems to be the problem, Tallsnail?
Tallsnail: Well, I've fallen in love with this guy, called Drake, but I'm worried he won't return my affections.
Feathershine: Kidnap him.
Tallsnail: What?!?
Feathershine: Kidnap him and force him to love you.
Tallsnail: How is that helpful?!
Fireheart: Ah, my old friend.
Tallsnail: Get away, you creep! I've never met you before in my life!
Mottledleaf: Oh, I'm sorry about that ignore him.
Feathershine: How many times do I have to tell you, it's not being your grandfather to work day!
Mottledleaf: Sigh. Anyway, about your problem, just go ahead and ask him. A handsome tom like you, he's worthy of your affection! And if he turns you down, then he's a fool.
Tallsnail: Wow, thank you miss -er- Janitor! You've been really helpful, not like this buffoon.
Feathershine: I AM NOT A BUFFOON! DO NOT LISTEN TO MOTTLEDLEAF!
But Tallsnail has already left leaving Feathersine alone and sad.
Olivia who is feeling very sick and asks you to excuse the bad story.
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A Counseling Catastrophe
HumorWhen the owner of a quaint counseling business mysteriously dies, Feathershine is left to take her aunt's burden on her shoulders. The dementia-ridden Fireheart, Nettlebounce and Petalbounce, and sometimes Sandstone, if she shows up to work, are the...
