Feathershine: *lays across the desk licking her paws* Where is the pizzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Petalpounce: Hello! I have brought the pizza!
Feathershine: Finally, about time!
Petalpounce: That'll be $24.99
Mystery Cat: *Bursts in the room* Mottledleaf! I need help!
Feathershine: Why would you want Mottledleaf?! She's a terrible therapist.
Mystery Cat: ...
Feathershine: Come with me and you can tell me all your problems.
Mystery Cat: A-alright, I'll follow you then.
Petalpounce: You still need to pay for the-
Feathershine: *leads the Mystery Cat into her, not as dark counseling room* Now tell me, what is your name?
Mystery Cat: My name is Haze.
Feathershine: It's a pleasure to meet you, now tell me, what's troubling you?
Haze: You know that troll cat movie that just came out?
Feathershine: Yesssssssssssss.
Haze: Well, I was wondering about how they reproduce... it confuses me and I can't stop thinking about it.
Feathershine: Well that's stupid.
Haze: It's not stupid!
Feathershine: You're right, it's more than stupid.
Haze: You're a terrible counselor!
Feathershine: What did you say to me?
Haze: I said, you are a terrible counselor!
Feathershine: That's all I needed to hear. Please step inside the circle over there.
Haze: Alright. *Steps in circle*
Feathershine: *Presses a button releasing Haze into the suffer chamber and then leaves*
Mottledleaf: Feathershine, what did you do?
Feathershine: I made sure that cat knows I'm a great counselor.
Mottledleaf: Oh StarClan help me.
Petalpounce: Hey, you guys still have to pay for the pizza!
~Dusky
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A Counseling Catastrophe
HumorWhen the owner of a quaint counseling business mysteriously dies, Feathershine is left to take her aunt's burden on her shoulders. The dementia-ridden Fireheart, Nettlebounce and Petalbounce, and sometimes Sandstone, if she shows up to work, are the...
