As Fireheart nags on about his 'adventures' as Firestar Feathershine is happily waiting for her next customer.
Doorbell: *ding*
Feathershine: LOVELY! MY NEXT CUSTOMER!
Dusky: *walks in*
Rio: WIFEY! You're not supposed to be breaking the fourth wall!
Dusky: But I HAVE to break the fourth wall! It's a spoof!
All Other Cats: Wha...?
Rio: Fine, just come here to learn how not to murder your spoof chapters T_T
Feathershine: Okay... FOLLOW ME :D *Walks into a therapy room with chains and many sharp objects laid across a desk*
Dusky: *Follows in* Ya know what... I'm gonna go.........................
Rio: BAD WRITING SLAVE GO IN THERE!
Dusky: Fine, fine whatever.
Feathershine: Now! Lay on the table
Mottledleaf: OKAY! Now let's take a step back and think Feathershine.
Feathershine: BAD JANITOR SLAVE!
Mottledleaf: Dusky, just don't kill the fourth wall, easy as that.
Dusky: Fine, fine, whatever.
Feathershine: DON'T LISTEN TO HER D;
Dusky: I'm gonna go back to writing now. BYE *teleports away*
Feathershine: I'M GONNA MURDER YOU MOTTLEDLEAF!
Doorbell: *Ding dong*
Mottledleaf: Hey, pizza is here!
Feathershine: LET'S GO EAT ;D
Mottledleaf: That cat has problems.
This is Dusky signing off.
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A Counseling Catastrophe
HumorWhen the owner of a quaint counseling business mysteriously dies, Feathershine is left to take her aunt's burden on her shoulders. The dementia-ridden Fireheart, Nettlebounce and Petalbounce, and sometimes Sandstone, if she shows up to work, are the...
