The irish mammy. Who else has used these phrases?
1) A little birdy told me...
2) Am I talking to a brick wall?
3) Are you deaf or something?
4) As long as you live under my roof you'll do as I say -d'ya hear me?
5) Beds are not made for jumping on.
6) Close the door! You don't live in a barn.
7) Did you brush your teeth? Did you comb your hair?
8) Do you think I'm made of money or something?
9) I suppose you think your socks are going to pick themselves up?
10) If you eat that you'll get worms!
11) Don't make me get up!
12) Stop running in the house.
13) Sit back from the television or you'll get square eyes.
14) Don't talk with your mouth full!
15) Don't walk away when I'm talking to you!
16) Eat your vegetables, they're good for you
17) How do you know you don't like it if you haven't even tasted it?
18) I brought you into this world, and I can take you out just as easy!
19) I didn't ask who put it there, I said "Pick it up!"
20) I don't care what "everyone" is doing.
21) I don't have to explain myself. I said no.
22) I hope someday you have children just like you.
23) If you could stay out last night, you can get up this morning.
24) If you stick your tongue out again I'll cut it off.
25) If you're too sick to go to school, you're too sick to play outside.
26) I'm going to skin you alive!
27) I'm not going to ask you again.
28) What am I your cleaning lady?
29) It's way past your bedtime.
30) Look at me when I'm talking to you.
31) Money does NOT grow on trees.
32) No child of MINE is going out dressed like that.
33) I swear ta God!
34) Over my dead body!
35) Pick that up before somebody trips on it and breaks their neck!
36) Put that down! You don't know where it's been!
37) Say that again and I'll give you a thick ear.
38) Shut your mouth and eat your dinner.
39) If Sean's mom let him jump off a cliff, would you want me to let you do it too?
40) There's enough dirt in those ears to grow potatoes!
41) Jeasus Mary & Joseph
42) You could grow cabbages behind those eaars.
43) Believe me this hurts me more than it hurts you.
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