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30: irish conspiracy theories

Right, we've covered the basics. The stereotypes, the people, the slang etc. But what if we had something to hide *cue  Illuminati music*. So today im gonna be talking about them. While I don't support them, I like to find out about it, get good points on it and if I find it true enough, I believe it. Enough said. Lets get into it.

1) Ireland is secretly trying to take over the world.

Theres actually some reasoning behind this. you would have to start at a big, well known, powerful country. USA, probably? It actually has been proven that most American presidents, besides two or three, actually claim they have Irish connections. Which is really weird. JFK and all the Kennedys, The Obama's, they all had, or at least claimed, they had a huge irish connection somehow. The irish are there without people really knowing it. Maybe the irish are taking control of the world and like, we want people to come and join us. *cue our national anthem. Together standing tall..*
As well as that, theres a certain power behind saying you're Irish. Like, On saint PADDYS day/night, everything turns green. Thats the only day other than Christmas everything turns green. Buildings, lakes, etc. Symbols of Ireland are everywhere. The shamrock, the Guinness etc. Could these possibly be symbols of, I dunno, POWER? But see, nobody suspects Ireland because we're know for being one of the more safer countries, know what I mean, like? Maybe thats how we're taking over the world. Its interesting to think that the Irish are able to keep our country without anybody trying to take it away. I mean, think about it. Nobody has overthrown Ireland, nobody has tried to take it over. All of the wars that have gone on, All of the civil wars and disputes in the messed up world we live in, Ireland has stayed like, untouched. Never had a threat even. Sure, we had our issue with Britain in the 1916. But during World War two, Germany could have very easily taken over Ireland but they didn't. There was even an Actual Operation called "Green" basically meaning, Take over Ireland. So they could use our bases to attack Britain. Thats one of the things we're known for: green. Yet, they didn't do it. It never came about. Why is that do you think? Britain did try to take over Ireland. They done it in the past. But how come they weren't like evil or powerful enough to take over such a small country? Not to mention, we are like, literally right beside them. This is know as the Hibernian theory. Like, we have huge powerful leaders, that may or may not be slowly but surely taking over the world. One country at a time. It could be a complete load of bollocks as well. To be honest though, if we did take over the world, I think we'd all have a better time. We'd be having a laugh. There definitely wouldn't be any world wars, because we just cant be arsed.

2) Ireland is being controlled by alcohol

Really interesting to think about the fact that Ireland is just so known for drinking alcohol. Any Irish person go to a different country and they all drink the same. The British drink just as much as we do. The french are drinking wine for breakfast. Its interesting to think we're known for alcohol. Maybe a long time ago somebody realized that the irish could be very powerful but maybe if they kept everyone subdued with alcohol, they wouldn't rise up or that they'd be easier to overthrow. Maybe we're being subdued or maybe we just know how to have a good time.

3) The irish are involved with the Illuminati

Before you ask, no its thats we are a part of the Illuminati, which we aren't, instead  it is believed that we are actually a force against it. Which makes sense because I don't know any Irish person being under the control of the Illuminati. We've realized that nobody is standing up against it, nobody is stopping the bad things from happening. We're like the opposing force. Like, good against evil. A lot of huge Irish political figures, A lot of huge Irish celebrities, they're being taken down, they're being assassinated. An example of this would be Obama being taken over by Trump. Obama represents the Irish side because he claims a lot of irish heritage whereas Trump is part of the Illuminati. To be absolutely honest, I wouldn't doubt it, I believe it. He doesn't claim any Irish heritage, which is kinda unusual for a president, because its always in their favour to say they're Irish, even if they don't believe it. He only talks about power all the time. Which is a huge thing with anybody considered part of the Illuminati. They dont talk about religion or fate or anything like that, they always talk about power. And Trump always talks about power. Hes like taking a bomb out of the office. Now the
Illuminati is in power. Then there was Michael Collins who was our huge political leader ( also would be my grandad by law today if he wasn't dead) was the reason the civil war between Ireland and Britian ended. He was the reason that stopped. He created the agreement. He was the one that war was stopped. Then he got assassinated. Another case is JFK. JFK and all get the Kennedy's were hugely into Irish heritage. They were fully Irish. His grandparents were fully Irish. And look what happened to him. He got assassinated. But most people think that there was something else involved.
Someone else was involved, some other force. Maybe the FBI, who knows. But a load of people who saw him being killed that day say its not what they saw. In a book, Jim Marrs said they were intimated by FBI agents who were intimated by annoyomous individuals, making them change what they already knew about the assassination. He goes on to say witnesses Ed Hoffman, was warned that he might get killed if he revealed what he observed on that day. Now thats weird. Trying to stop people from saying they saw something else. Why? Why the cover ups? Like, any irish official figure there is, something bad happens to them. The Illuminati was never considered to be human like. Like, its another source of power. Its other worldly. But the irish have been considered to be other worldly as well. We have all these huge mystical  legends and stories. There used to be an Irish thing called Tribe of the Gods, basically meaning they are a supernatural race in Irish mythology. They are thought to represent to main deities of Pre Christian Gaelic Ireland. They dwell in the otherworld but they do interact with the human world. Their rivals are
The form more Ians who are thought to represent destructive power. The Tribe of Gods are constantly trying to
rival this evil force. But whos to say they aren't still around. ( I believe this one )

4) Irish are the lost tribe of Dan from Israel

So basically the territory they were in was conquered by Assyrians and the Dan was exciled. Which lead to their further history being lost. So they disappeared. They literally went missing. They were know as seafarers, people who travelled on the sea. After this time, the celtic tribes appeared in Europe, leading to the Irish were in fact the last tribe.

So which one do u believe most and why? Comment them

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