Ireland is the most horrible country. And yet we get a lot of tourists visiting in the summer. I don't know why. Anyway, we've a few reasons to why you shouldn't visit.
1. Its shockingly ugly ( There isn't one bit of scenery around the gaff )
2. Its fierce cold, especially in Summer
3. There isn't any fields
4. We haven't any famous people
5. Or any historical landmarks
6. Nobody cool is of Irish descent
7. We aren't good at sports
8. Nowhere to get a pint
9. Or anywhere to go for a dance
10. No scenery
11. Literally none
12. No nice cities
13. Or towns
14. You haven't anything nice to eat for breakfast
15. Or dinner
16. Theres nowhere nice to live
17. Nowhere at all
18. We haven't got cows
19. Or sheeps
20. Theres feck all to do
21. Or anywhere to go
22. You'll die of boredom
23. We haven't any culture
24. We haven't got anywhere nice to stay
25. We haven't even got an airport
26. We've no good colleges
27. No movies were ever made there
28. You're always stuck in traffic, anyway
29. Its a small poky place
30. Its bleak and grey all the time, such a shame
31. All the mountains are flat and boring
32. All the towns are modern and ugly
33. Everywhere is soulless
34. No beaches, at all
35. The coastline is just awful
36. No scenic coast routes
37. Everything is tacky
38. Theres not much point in going outdoors
39. We've an absolutely horrible landscape
40. Literally, no photos option anywhere
41. The islands are flat and dreary
42. Any of the locals are so fussy and uptight
43. Anyway, the wildlife left for somewhere nicer. Who can blame them?
44. It really is the pits
So now you know why everyone hates Ireland. Please never visit this horrible place.
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