I don't know whether this will upload or not because my internet has been on and off all day.
Anyway. As most of you know, Ireland is in the middle of a hurricane right now. But to be honest it really isn't that bad. But then again we're used to it.
Anywayy...
1)
World: Omg, stay safe Ireland
Ireland: M'up to the sesh, lads.
2)
World: Is Ireland safe?
Ireland: Catch me in the pub singing Amhrán Na BhFiann while hitting Ophelia with a hurley
3)
World: I feel so bad for them
Ireland: Its only a sup of rain, what are ye on about?
4)
World: Hurricane weather
Ireland: Aka, flying a kite weather
5)
World: Take this seriously
Ireland: *Puts on sunglasses* make us
6)
World: Wondering how they are coping?
Ireland: looks like rain. Bring in the clothes off the line
7)
World: The sky is red. It's the end of the world
Ireland: Look Mary. A house just blew away. Mighty craic
8)
World: aren't you afraid?
Ireland: Not to brag, but it has to be said: for a country in a hurricane, we're pretty chill
9)
World: Theres a hurricane coming your way, your fucked
Ireland: *acts like its the Eurovision mixed in with The Toy Show*
10)
World: Schools closed, Public Transportation cancelled and Buisness closed.
Ireland: Pubs open
11)
World: Stock up on chargers, food, drink etc
Ireland: Have ye any tea bags? We'll have a nice cup of tea and it'll sort itself out
But seriously, in all due respect, mind yourself. Three people died today, God rest their soul.
Heres some advice in order to stay safe:
1) Bring all animals inside
2) move your car away from possible falling debris
3) Buy supplies
4) Charge all electronics
5) Stay away from the windows
6) HAVE A BACKUP PLAN
7) Remove Debris and leaves from gutters and spouts
8) STAY INDOORS
9) Secure outdoor areas
10) Fill up cars with fuel. Or, as Teresa would say; Dont make unnecessary journeys, dont take risks on treacherous roads
11) Make sure all your electronics are topped up and have a backup charger
12) Dont travel unless you really have to
13) Tie up bins, the trampoline etc
14) Keep well away from the coast
15) Take care and stay safe
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