This is a list of things on how to tell if you're irish or not.
1) you watch winning streak because someone from your native country is in it
2) there's a wall of Jesus in your house
3) you love when there's good drying conditions outside
4) you've used an empty dairygold tub as a lunchbox
5) drinking boiled/flat 7up will cure all illnesses
6) You learned Irish from Bun go Barr
7) Every Irish essay was made exciting by saying go tobann
8) The extent of your parents online knowledge is being able to visit RIP.ie and DoneDeal.ie
9) you've been shocked by the electric fence
10) once Christmas is over you start looking forward to rag week
11) you know who the taoiseach is
12) you love giving people directions
13) Funerals are where you go to stand outside a chapel and talk about GAA with your neighbor
14) you spent half an hour stabbing the protractor box with the compass
15) You've been stuck behind a man in tractor which has an empty bag as a back window
16) you use father Ted quotes in every day conversation (get to feck, no I don't)
17) You have to emigrate
18) you were better dressed for a communion than someone's wedding
19) you've never been to the Giants causeway, even though it's part of an Irish legend
20) you were asked to stand in a gap
21) you lose your mind Everytime your county is in a final
22) all of your exams problems were solved with a lit candle
23) or a cup of tea
24) you owned a ball that said cup champion on it when you were younger
25) you exclaim shock by saying Holy mary, mother of God and all the saints above
26) you know the lyrics to Irelands call
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