the experiment ; randry

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LANDRY
Yo Rickapotamus

RICKAPOTAMUS
Rickapotamus??

LANDRY
Mhm

RICKAPOTAMUS
What happened to Ricardo?

LANDRY
I'm tryna switch things up, ya know?
  I like to keep it fresh

RICKAPOTAMUS
Whatever you say
Hey, what's your insta.

LANDRY
Why you stalker???

RICKAPOTAMUS
Shut up we're best friends and you know it.

LANDRY
Idk bout that
The chances of you being a 30-year old pedophile are still very likely

RICKAPOTAMUS
Ugh you're still on this??

LANDRY
Very much so.

RICKAPOTAMUS
Well you know how I can prove to you that I'm not a 30-year old pedophile.

LANDRY
Enlighten me Rickopotamus.

RICKAPOTAMUS
When the verified Ricky Garcia follows you on insta
then you'll know for sure

LANDRY
Mm well I actually don't have an Instagram.

RICKAPOTAMUS
What the fuck why??

LANDRY
Idk I just don't have any social media.

RICKAPOTAMUS
I repeat... what the fuck why??

LANDRY
Idk I don't have anyone to be social with

RICKAPOTAMUS
well you have me

LANDRY
Oh lit I have a 30-year old pedophile to socialize with
that's every teenage girl's dream

RICKAPOTAMUS
Just get insta!!

LANDRY
Nah

RICKAPOTAMUS
Pls.

LANDRY
Ugh

RICKAPOTAMUS
It's a very efficient way to pass time!!

LANDRY
I don't even know how to set it up.

RICKAPOTAMUS
It's easy.

LANDRY
Doubt it.

This is the only thing I could think of to say to get Ricky off of my back. From what I've heard, social media is rather addicting and since I'm already in the midst of suffering from an extreme Netflix addiction, adding a social media addiction to the mix didn't sound very wise.

My parents are having date night and Brooklyn's off doing something with Daniel and his other friends so I offered to babysit Natalie because she's not too much of a pain. She doesn't bother me most of the time, and just sits in her room doing whatever a 9-year old does on an iPad. It's nearly 7pm so I decide to see if she wants to order a pizza as I feel my stomach begin grumbling. I exit the iMessage app on my MacBook proceed to go check on my little sister. Before I even make it to the door I hear my latop ringing and assume that it's my parents checking up or something and .