Fuckin' Tired Of Getting Sick About It

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"So we're good?"

"Yes, Josh. Matt already confirmed it. We're good."

"Like, dating good or just...friends with benefits but kissing good. Unless regular friends with benefits is-"

"Hands off, Ramsay."

"Sorry, Meg."

"You better be bitch."

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"This is awkward, right?"

"Yeah, Meg, you should go. Please."

"Mike, Ian, Matt, you three too."

"What if I say no?"

"Why do I have to leave? Ian was the one giggling." 

"Meg."

"Mike. Matt. Ian. God, why are there so many of you?"

"Ow!"

"Don't hurt Meg!"

"Shut up, Matt!"

"Don't tell me Jacob's there, too."

"They'll both be gone soon."

"It's triple the love, Josh, I swear. We swear."

"...Stop, you're hurting me! Ow, Collin!"

"MEG!"

"Shut...up!...."

"I just heard a door slam. Did I just hear the door slam?"

"Yes, Josh, they're out. Finally."

"Hi, Collin. Josh has the muscles of a five year old so he can push us out anywhere. But remind me not to challenge you, because honestly now I'm a little afraid of you."

"...Thanks, Ian. I guess."

"Aw, look, you just hurt the poor girl's self esteem. Shame on you."

"You shut up, too, Mike. All of you. Josh?"

"It's three on one, what am I supposed to do?"

"If you guys leave, I'll make sure Meg gives you free cookies next time you go to the bakery."

"Really?"

"NO I WON'T!"

"Then I guess-"

"Fine, Matt, and...you other two, I'll pay for them. Just go, okay?"

"Fine. See you."

"Bye."

"..."

"..."

"Okay, they're gone. So, what were we saying?"

"Boyfriend, you. Me girlfriend. I won't drink and you won't be the slut you are, alright?"

"So, no sex...ever?"

"You know what I mean."

"I don't think I do."

"Shut up. You basically said that with a winky face."

"I did not. Honestly, I think we need to define boundaries."

"Honestly, I think I'm hanging up right now."

"I do not talk like that."

"..."

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