Dealing With The Twins

Chapter 1 - Turn around so we can compare your butts.

Warning. Some content may be considered socially inappropriate. (Not saying that I haven't done stuff like this with my best friend, but......)

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I woke up to the sound of my phone going off. How annoying! Who texts at.. never mind, can't complain. It's two in the afternoon.

"Dude, where are you?"

"Where am I suppose to be?"

"You were suppose to come to the park today."

"Oh yeah, we have that football game today don't we!"

"Yeah, and if I don't have a team we're going to lose to another pack. Come on dude, we can't lose to another pack by default!"

"Okay okay! I'm coming!"

I got up and started to get ready as quickly as I could.

When the Alpha calls we must go!

Stop being so sarcastic!

But it's so much fun! And besides it's true. When the Alpha calls you tend to go.

Because he's my Alpha and if I didn't you'd get mad at me.

That's besides the point.

If you shut up I'll get ready quicker.

Okay, okay!

Ha! Hallow threat, I'm already ready.

Well that's not nice!

You should've been paying attention.

There's nothing in writing that says I have to be quiet.

We should work on that.

I could hear him laughing in my head as I got into my car and drove to the park.

The game was going fine. We were pretty evenly matched, which is a good thing when you're going for diplomacy.

I heard laughing behind me and my wolf instinct had me tuning in naturally.

"I swear his butt is better!"

"No! I have to disagree. Look at the other one, it's so much better! Come on!"

"No! You're delusional! His butt is definitely more muscular!"

"How can you tell if a butt's muscular? The jeans block any muscle you'd see."

"Well come on! You saw when he got tackled! His pants practically fell off!"

Another string of laughter could be heard behind me.

"How much of this conversation do you think he's been listening to?"

"Probably a lot. His face is all red and stuff and I don't think it's because he's exhausted."

"You're right. I think I saw his ears perk up when we started laughing the second time."

What were they laughing about the first time?

I looked up just in time to see the ball smash into my face.

"Heads up," Derek called from across the field. "Dude, again I repeat. You can not let us lose to another pack!"

"I'm sorry. Not my fault."