Your Ex is annoying pt 1 • L and Mello

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L

You were out at the park with your boyfriend L and just enjoy the day as you fed each other ice cream. But out of nowhere your Ex had to show up. 

"Hey (y/n), long time no see!" He said.

"How many times do I have to say we're through?!" You said.

"C'mon (y/n)-"

"No, I have a boyfriend now that's 1000 times better to me than you ever were so piss off"

"What? This guy?"

"Yes this guy, now go away"

"You pick him over me?"

"Yes now go away!"

"What is that meant to mean?" L said.

Uh oh.

"It means I'm confused as to why she'd pick some dead beat panda over me"

"I'll have you know I make over $10000 a week, I'm far from dead beat" L said.

"What are you? Some kind of drug dealer?"

"STOP IT!" You said.

"No actually I'm a highly respected detective, with better living conditions, pay and relationships that you"

"Are you insulting me?"

"Probably"

Oh god here we go.

Your ex threw a punch at L but impressively, L blocked it and twisted his arm behind his back.

"Anything else I can help you with?" L said sassily.

"You son of a-"

He was cut off by L kneeing him in the back and sending him to the floor.

"Why don't you stay away from me and (y/n) from now on"

Mello

Mello is a violent person, not toward you of course, but if anyone hurts you, he isn't afraid to swing a few hundred punches.

You were walking down the street hand in hand with him when you spotted your ex down the street.

"Oh god not him" you said.

"Who?" Mello asked.

"That guy in the SnapBack is my ex..."

Suddenly he turned his head toward you and walked over.

"Shit" you said.

"Hey (y/n), haven't seen you in a while"

"For a reason dickhead"

"Who's this?"

"My boyfriend now fuck off"

"This guy, he looks like a little girl"

Big mistake.

"What did you just say?" Mello said.

"Oh look the little girl is angry"

"I'm not a little girl, and let me just say that people can like who they like, you're not insulting anyone but me asshole" Mello said.

"Tch. What are you going to do about it?"

Mello pulled out his gun and pointed it at your ex.

"WOAH MELLS!"

You snatched his gun off him and unloaded the bullets.

"He deserves it" Mello said.

Suddenly your ex threw a punch at Mello, hitting him in the face. Another big mistake. Mello launched at your ex and pinned him to the ground, pounding his face in. Once your ex looked like roadkill, Mello got up and wrapped an arm around you.

"Stay away from me and (y/n) dickhead"

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