Nothing Is Normal (invader Zim X reader)

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Zim had turned on the large monitor in front of him, waiting patiently for the tallest to respond to his transmission. Within a few moments two Irken's appeared on screen, one red, and the other purple, both looking bored and unhappy. Zim's face immediately brightened up, he gave his leaders a salute, "my Tallest, I have some important information to discuss with you", Zim said in a serious tone. The Red Irken spoke up, as the Purple one was stuffing his face with donuts, "what kind of information, Zim?" "Information about a new human that has came to that place called skool". The Purple Tallest swallowed the rest of the donut in his mouth, and spoke "why is a human important information?" Zim cleared his throat, and carefully pulled out the drawing, "her name is (y/n), and she seems...useful". Zim unfolded your drawing and presented it to his leaders, "the human made this, it looks like an Irken ship, doesn't it?" Both Tallest nodded their heads in agreement, the Red one made a comment, "the human made that on its own? Fascinating! And you said they were dumb". Zim looked away for a moment, then looked back "I guess I was wrong, but the point is, I want to ask, if it was okay to try to get her on our side?" Both Tallest looked at each other, "but what if she tries to expose the whole Armada? And I'm not too keen on having a human in the Irken military", Zim thought for a minute, "I will admit that she is an intelligent one, for her species at least, but I feel as though fear is the only way that I can persuade her, don't worry my Tallest! If the
pig-smelly human does something stupid or risky, then I'll destroy her, that should be neat". The Purple Tallest responded, "well, Zim we'll let you go, thank you for asking for permission, before you did anything", and with that, the transmission ended.

Tuesday morning wasn't any better for you, you and your sister  practically argued and fought the whole way to skool. However the only thing that you looked forward to was the fact that Dib was waiting for you. Dib gave you a smile as he saw you, his sister however, was still on her 'Game Slave', "hey (y/n)" Dib waved. You smiled at this "hey Dib! You look tired, long morning?" Dib laughed, "you could say that". You, Dib, and Gaz all started making your way towards the skool, Gaz had to separate from the two of you, but you and Dib were still walking together, "so, (y/n) at lunch today I was thinking that we try to see Zim's reaction with the food here, you know, try to expose him as a team!" Dib's enthusiasm made you giggle, "is that all you do at lunch, Dib?" "Well no, I also throw muffins at him, its funny!" You two finally made it to class, with a good fifteen minutes to spare! Dib went to his desk across the classroom, while you snaked your way around Zim, despite Zim making you nervous and scared to talk to him at all, it didn't seem to stop you from teasing him, why though? You knew very well that you should be more than terrified of him. With the things you've seen before, who knows what he could do or get you into! But he seemed...different, more emotion feeling, more alive. You snapped out of your thoughts, and lightly pinched Zim's shoulder, this action made him flinch, he turned to look at you with pure anger in his eyes, "what is it human? What could possibly be so important, that you had to pinch the amazing Zim's shoulder?!" You rolled your eyes, "well, 'the amazing Zim' " you smirked, "this 'human' would like her drawing back". You put your hand out towards Zim, he looked at it for a bit, "oh, yes I have it", he took out your drawing and gave it to you, and with that, class began.