Nothing Is Normal (invader Zim X reader)

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You were sitting on a metal chair spinning around, while Zim was working in on something, its been over a month since that rain incident happened, and you've been talking to Dib less and less because of it, to the point were all you can do is smile at him in the hallway and pass notes to each other. Other than that Zim doesn't really allow you to talk to him, which is uncalled for, since you two are acquaintances, speaking of which, you two were getting more comfortable with each other, for instance today, you two finally got comfortable enough to "observe" each other, in other words Zim was making a device that would be able to see inside someone, however you two made strict rules about it, they were pretty straight forward, for you: Zim couldn't get near your pelvis or chest area, everything else was fine. Zim on the other hand..was a lot more strict, or rather strange: no pelvis, simple enough, until he said this, and you quote: "HUMAN I SWEAR ON THE ALMIGHTY TALLEST SOULS, If you so much as touch my antenna, I will call off this partnership and DESTROY YOU!... Okay? Understood? Good! Let's start!" If anything that just made you even more curious about him! "Okay human-(y/n) it's finished!" You stopped spinning and looked at the device, it was a little screen with sensors on the back "okay, neat! How does it work?" Zim smiled "simple! All you have to do is turn it on and scan someone and all of their organs should show up on screen"...It was silent.."so..who's gonna go first?" Zim thought for a moment "well, since I did create the device and I am the amazing Zim after all, I should examine you first". You sighed "okay fine", you got up "you can put your human clothes there" Zim said pointing to a small bin. Your face heated up, "excuse me, what?" Zim turned to you, "your clothes..remove them..". You're face heated up more, you didn't say anything, Zim looked at you for a minute, until he realized his mistake, and for a moment..his face turned a bright red "oh irk..NO! Disgusting human! I didn't mean it that WAY! Zim MENT TO REMOVE YOUR SWEATER!! The device doesn't work THAT well on large amount of clothing!!" You looked up at him "oh..yeah..pff.. that was stupid of me". You hesitantly took off your sweater, underneath you wore a white muscle shirt, "extend your arms human", you did, "no chest, correct?" You nodded, your face still burning red, Zim scanned your tummy and looked at the monitor.."You do know that I didn't mean it that WAY right?" Zim finally asked "yeah! Of course I do!" Zim sighed "okay I want you to explain two things", he sat on the floor next to you "one: what is this?" Zim pointed to the stomach organ "my stomach, it helps me consume food"..Zim nodded "okay and another thing" he put the monitor down "why do human turn red at times?" You looked away from him.."It just happens..we can't really control it.." Zim raised an eyebrow, "Oh is that so?" You nodded, and changed the subject, "yup! Okay now my turn!" Zim sighed, and got up, stretching out his arms. You thought for a moment, and decided to scan his head, but..the truth is, is that you only scanned his head just to get closer to his antenna, being the sneaky child that you were, you "accidentally" bumped your wrist against his antenna, they were soft..were you going to regret this later? Most likely, because with that sudden motion..came a sudden reaction from Zim, and his pak legs immediately came out aiming for you...