Nothing Is Normal (invader Zim X reader)

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"So"... Dib began, you had just sat down at lunch, poking at your food with a plastic fork, "(y/n)" Dib said again shaking your shoulder, "oh, yeah?" Dib sighed "what was it you wanted to tell me this morning? I was asking you several times, but you were dosed off". You immediately snapped out of your tiredness, "oh yeah! Gosh I'm so stupid! How could I forget something that important?! It's Zim!" Dib's eyes widened, he had an excited smile on his face. Quickly he reached into his backpack and grabbed a small notepad, and pencil. You giggled, "you might wanna grab some photos of Zim's base (which Dib had plenty of)", " okay, okay, spit it out! What happened?!". You let a sigh giggling under it, but nonetheless you began to tell Dib everything, from your sister complaining, to the questions Zim asked you. Dib continued to scribble all of this down, but his face went from a smile, to a questionable look, once you were finished, Dib started to ask you questions, not that you would know them of course, "But do you know why he did it?" You shook your head, you and Dib continued to ponder around the question, until the bell rang. And you both still continued outside, "hmm well is it true?" Dib asked suddenly "is what true?" "Do you know more than you should?" Dib was actually asking a question that you probably shouldn't answer..so instead, you just swayed him away from the question. "Well umm..what are you doing this weekend?" Dib looked at you and laughed, "uh, no, I'm not telling you because you'll think I'm obsessed" you raised an eyebrow at him, "Dib I already know you're obsessed, is it about Zim? are you gonna spy on him?" Dib chuckled "how did you know?" You giggled "lucky guess, Do you even know, how to get inside?" Dib sighed "it depends, if the door or window is opened then I definitely can". You raised an eyebrow at him, "why on earth would the door or window be opened?" "You'd be surprise, but anyway do you..maybe wanna come along?" You smiled, you had gotten pretty much anything you could from Zim's house, but of course in such a big base, there might have been something that you missed, "sure, I'm your only ticket in anyway" Dib smiled, he was a good person to have around, "by the way, were is Zim?" You asked, as you started to scan the playground for him, not that he was hard to miss. "He's by the door, under the little roof thing, you looked in that direction and sure enough, Zim was there. "Why is he under there?" You asked curiously, Dib motioned towards the sky, which was a dark grey colour, "he burns with rain, or any kind of liquid for that matter", "hmm, good thing I brought my umbrella then!"

Later, Miss Bitters called everyone inside, due to the dark skies, of course Zim was first to be inside, and since you,and Dib were too busy discussing about how you two were gonna get into Zim's house, you two got scolded at by Miss Bitters, it was terrifying. Later in class you got very bored, you started to pass notes to Dib asking how, or what happened when Zim got wet? Instead of sending you a note, he sent you his entire note book about Zim (a bit creepy in your opinion but oh well..). Finding the things that happen to Zim to be hilarious you asked one of your classmates for a bottle of water. One girl gave you one, despite how badly you wanted to do this...you didn't want to be THAT mean, just a little revenge. With that you filled the little bottle cap with water...and poured it in Zim's shirt. His reaction caused you and Dib to burst into laughter. You went home very happy that day