Nothing Is Normal (invader Zim X reader)

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You didn't really focus much in class, all you thought about was wether you should show Dib the scans or not..You were so unfocused that Dib actually ended up snapping you out of your thoughts to go to lunch. "So (y/n), what did you want to tell me??" You sighed "let's sit down first okay?" Dib agreed. When you two were seated, you hesitantly took out your note book with the folded scans inside, "okay Dib..yesterday  when I was at Zim's house..we finally decided to scan each other" Dib smiled, "it's about time!" "Yeah.. and I have the scans and stuff but-" Dib didn't let you first "Holy crap! You have them?! Let me see! Let me see!" Dib leaned over you trying to reach the folded paper in your hands. You shoved him away "Dib! Get off me! I'll show you in a minute! Just let me speak!!" He reluctantly got away, you continued "as I was saying.. we scanned each other, and I suppose it wasn't all that bad, but.. I was somehow able to touch his antenna.." Dib's eyes widened, though you couldn't tell if it was from dred or form excitement. Dib however was throwing out questions left and right, you eventually got tired of it and decided to just hand him the scans, he was extremely enthusiastic about it, asking even more questions as time went on, if anything he was most likely to sit in Zim's seat just to talk to you.

Meanwhile in Zim's base, he was pondering about your scans, but he was mostly just pondering about you in general. He looked over your scans in wonder, but his mind was to cluttered up to think much, 'ugh stupid human!' He thought in anger, ' I just don't understand why she simply HAD to touch me that way...wait I know why..because she's a feeble human, who doesn't know any better!!'
Zim was very frustrated, judging by your scans you seemed completely normal and you didn't seem like much of a threat to Zim anymore, so what was the problem?! He put his hands on his face in pure exhaustion, since yesterday his antenna had been tingling for attention, but Zim had no idea of what he could possibly do. He wanted to touch one just to get it to stop..but that seemed impossible..So he did the next best thing..He was hesitant ant first but he called the tallest nonetheless. "What is it now Zim?" Red asked while purple was shoving his face with donuts, Zim saluted, "SIR'S! Irken invader Zim reporting in! Umm I have some questioning questions.." purple swallowed his donut while red started sipping his drink "ask away I guess". Zim took a shaky breath, "why...why is it  forbidden to touch each others antennas?" Purple stood there with a shocked expression, while Red spat out his drink. Red approached the monitor in concern "Zim you haven't been..touching them yourself..have you? Because if you have.. that means your-" "defective" Zim finished "no my tallest, I have not, I wouldn't be as vile and horrible as a defective!" Zim stated puffing his chest out in pride. "However" he continued "a human somehow was able to accidentally touch one, and I was-" Zim was cut off by Red "no Zim, you cannot experiment this with a human, it's private and inappropriate, understood?" "Well yes but-" Purple cut Zim off this time "Zim end of discussion, no more antenna touching, no matter how curious you are" they cut the transmission. Zim sighed in frustration, ' that was absolutely no help at all' he thought miserably ' I suppose I'll have to find some other way to explore this new feeling..perhaps I could..NO! I WON'T EVEN CONSIDER THAT!' Zim's face flushed as he had the slightest thought that perhaps you..could help.. but no.. ' no..I'm..I'm not a defective..I'm not a defective.. Oh who am I kidding..of course I am.. but as long as the tallest don't know that..then I'll live..hopefully'