Nothing Is Normal (invader Zim X reader)

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You sat underneath Zim's desk, you could hear him and his leaders talking about something but you weren't paying much attention. You had seen the Tallest before; back at Tak's base, but you never really got the chance to meet them face to face, Tak always pushed you into a different room when they called. Still, you would peek around the corner to see her leaders, your opinion on them?.. It was hard to say, on one hand you respected them and on the other hand you some what disliked them, you're not sure why. Maybe it was the fact that they could be so unfair sometimes, they always seemed to pick favorites. And by the sound of the Tallest right now; you could immediately tell that Zim wasn't one of the favorites, you've honestly never heard the Tallest sound so bored before, are they always like this? Horrible leadership!...a child could do better in your opinion. You shook your head trying to clear your mind, and started crawling away, Zim looked underneath the desk and noticed you trying to escape, he grabbed the back of your shirt and kept you there ' seriously?? Zim, do you not understand that your leaders will kill you if they knew I was here?! ' you thought angrily. "Zim, you seem..more anxious than usual, is there something that you need to report?" The Purple Tallest asked, Zim shuddered a bit but responded camly. "Hehe, I'm glad you asked, my Tallest! Because I have something quite extraordinary to show you!" Before you could say or do anything, Zim grabbed your arm and pulled you up in front of his leaders, and quickly whispered ' hey, we already did something that wasn't allowed, and we've been spending quite a lot of time together, you know plenty of things about irk, that I (the amazing and superior Zim) would never tell another human, you've earned my trust..kinda, anyhow I think it's time for you to meet my leaders..just relax". Of course you couldn't relax! You were in front of The almighty freaking Tallest! You were scared stiff. Luckily Zim was able to speak for you, "My Tallest, this is the human I told you about, she's fairly trustable, if we could maybe get her hands on some Irken weapons..then we'll have a fine human warrior with the empire!". You looked over at Zim confused as hell "Zim what are they talking about?" The purple Tallest answered your question "ah, well Zim has been telling us a lot about you, about how you're helping him more specifically, and we've come to a decision that when the planet is destroyed, you will be spared and join the Irken empire" You were shocked, you went silent and looked directly at the purple Tallest first, then at the red one..who has been surprisingly quiet this entire time..as a matter of fact he was starting at you..in a not so in a hostile way... Then you turned to Zim "when was this agreed on?! Why didn't you say anything?!" Zim looked away knowing his mistake, but before he could say anything, red finally spoke up "a few weeks ago, we thought you knew". You looked down and started to think, " maybe...maybe we could make some sort of agreement..like a deal or-" Zim cut you off "what are you doing?! The Tallest aren't easy to convince! They literally have the authority to destroy you!!" "ZIM" The red Tallest spoke "you do not speak until I TELL you to speak" Zim immediately shut mouth and took several steps back "you may continue" you gave the red tallest a look, you were getting weird vibes from him..you didn't like him "I don't need your permission to speak" you quietly mumbled "anyhow, I think we could come up with an agreement, it's kind of a stretch but I think it's doable" you took a shaky breath "I think we should share the planet, now I know Irkens aren't the best at that but hear me out! I think maybe Irkens could take one half of the planet and humans could take the other?..it wouldn't be accurate but..we could try?..listen I won't lie, humanity is rotten..nothing is fair..so this is like a punishment, it's Just a thought.." the room went silent....this is the dumbest idea you've ever had but you just wanted to leave already...