Hello Group Chat!

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*Gracie has logged on*

*Eren has logged on*

*Mikasa has logged on*

*Armin has logged on*

Gracie: Hey guys! How's scout training?

Eren: It's amazing! With the scouts help! I'll be able to kill ALL THE TITANS IN ALL THE WORLD!!

Armin: Calm down there buddy! You have to actually kill a Titan first!

Eren: Thanks for reminding me....

Mikasa: Come on Eren, it's not that bad!

*Hanji Zoë has logged on*

*Corporal Levi has logged on*

Levi: SHITTY GLASSES! YOUR GONNA DIE TODAY!

Gracie: What's happened this time? 😒

Levi: She flippen broke into my house again!

Armin: How does she do that...?

Levi: HELL IF I KNOW! SHES A SCIENTIFIC GENIUS!

Hanji: Calm down captain! I'm only here to get back my tickling device for Sonny and Bean!

Levi: You could've JUST ASKED....

Eren: And apparently I have anger issues....

Levi: You better shut your mouth brat before I come over there and punch you mouth in.

Mikasa: You. Wouldn't. Dare.

Eren: Mikasa! I can handle him myself! I'm not some snot nosed child.

Gracie: This, just got, intense.

Levi: Oh, I do dare Cadet Ackerman. Eren I'm outside.

Eren: HELP! HE'S AT MY DOOR!

Mikasa: IM COMING EREN!

Armin: Shoot I see him outside Eren, and OMG! He just kicked your door down!

Hanji: Is it bad that I'm enjoying this, like A LOT!

Gracie: I think so, so it means that Ima bad bad girl.

Eren: THERES A MIDGET BREAKING AND ENTERING!

Gracie: It's your fault for suggesting we all live in the scout dorms.

Eren: I REGET MY DECISIONS!

Levi: Where are you Jaeger?

Mikasa: I'm only one floor away Eren!

Levi: Are you hiding in the bathroom??

Eren: If I give you newly bought cleaning supplies, will you leave?!

Levi: What kind do you have....?

Eren: I-I got the t-tide pods plus Downey April fresh scent sir!!

Levi: Hand it over Jaeger.

Eren: YES HE LEFT!!!

Levi: Want me to come back?

Gracie: I think the answer is no...

Hanji: Ohhh, Levi! I took some money to get myself some food for the journey back!

*Sasha has logged on*

Sasha: Did someone saw something about food!!

Armin: ......

Mikasa: .......

Gracie: Ya'know, if titans ate food, Sasha could probably track them down so you can avoid them.

Hanji: I COULD TEST THAT WITH SONNY AND BEAN! SASHA, I ORDER YOU TO COME TO THE LAB TOMORROW. WITHOUT EATING FOOD.

Sasha: That sounds terrifying! But I'm more scared of the crazy scientist lady! So ok!

Gracie: Guys, I think I'm in love with the Wings app.

Eren: Yea, its better then the Rose app, they have WAY to many adds!

Armin: It's also better then the Swords app, you have to pay $0.99 for ever 50 things you send.

Levi: The wings app is free and has unlimited texting, with no adds.

Mikasa: I heard that Commander Erwin made the wings app himself.

Levi: True, but I helped with some of the coding.

Eren: Wow! That's cool Corporal Levi! Can you give us, like special codes and cool stickers!

Gracie: I already have the cool stickers! 💩🌈🥓🖤!!!

Eren: Oh c'mon! You gave them to her?!

Levi: She's the writer. If I didn't give them to her she would've wrote me walking into a public place in my underwear.

Gracie: Levi! You really think I would do that? I'm not that bad!

Levi: True, HANJI, YOUR DEAD.

Hanji: What?! I just left!

Gracie: We better go, got training tomorrow!

Armin: Bye! See you guys tomorrow!!

*Gracie logged off*

*Armin logged off*

*Eren logged off*

*Mikasa logged off*

*Sasha logged off*

*Hanji Zoë logged off*

Levi: Tch, brats.

Levi: enter code AOT543

The code has activated

Everyone currently reading is now ordered to continue reading or the wings app could possibly fail.

Levi: I should probably re-code that...

*Corporal Levi has logged off*

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