Drunk Chat

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Hey y'all, before we start I honestly can't remember if I did this already soooo, screw it.
(If  you don't like some cursing, I suggest you don't read ;) )
And thank you so much for 2K reads :))

Enjoy,

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*Eren Jaeger has logged on*

*Mikasa Ackerman has logged on*

*Jean Kirstein has logged on*

*Hanji Zoë has logged on*

*Corporal Levi has logged on*

* Armin Arlert has logged on*

Eren: Oh shitt

Armin: Uh, Eren? You alright?

Mikasa: We all went to a bar...

Armin: Without me?!

Jean: It's not like your any fun Armoony Pooney.

Hanji: You kNoW What! I LOVE YOU ARMIN! Your like a sister to me,

Armin: But I'm a guy?

Hanji: Haha! I forgot little fellow ;)

Armin: So, your all intoxicated?

Eren: Whatttt-

Mikasa: Everyone except me. I was the designated driver.

Armin: Even Captain Levi?!

Levi: Mhm.

Jean: Fuck you Eren.

Hanji: Don't fuck Eren! Did he give you consent lamo

Eren: Nobody would ever wanna fuck me. I'm s lonely piece of shit. My family is dead. My friends are dead. Soon I'll probably be dead. Death sucks. I hate everything and stuff

Levi: Mhm

Armin: So far, I think I've got you put in the drunk categories.

Hanji: Those sound realllly funny sounding looking.

Armin: Hanji, The Happy Drunk. Mikasa, The Not Drunk. Jean, The Angry Drunk, Eren The Sad Drunk, and Levi? Well, I'm still deciding.

Mikasa: Sounds accurate.

Levi: Mhm.

Jean: IM NOT ANGRY IM JUST MISUNDERSTOOD.

Hanji: No your not you funny horse

Jean: FUCK YOU! FUCK ALL OF YOU! IM DONE.

*Jean Kirstein has logged out*

Mikasa: Thank the walls.

Eren: The walls keep us locked up in this tiny cage. We're all gonna die in here. We're all gonna die and suffer endless pain.

Levi: Mhm.

Hanji: Ahhh, what a pretty day.

Mikasa: Its 1 a.m.

Hanji: Oops! Haha

Mikasa: Your all back in your rooms right?

Armin: You let 4 extremely drunk people walk back to there rooms on their own?

Mikasa: I was tired.

Armin: That's no excuse! Go find them!

Hanji: I'm just around :))))

Mikasa: I wouldn't mind some HELP.

Armin: Ugh, I shouldn't of joined this conversation in the first place.

Hanji: Haha! Big mistake little Barbie Bowl Cut!

Mikasa: Eren?! Where are you?! I swear if I find you on a damn bridge or rooftop I will personally kill you myself and whatever.

Eren: I don't care where I am anymore.

Levi: Mhm.

Armin: Eren! I found YOU—

Eren: Sigh

Levi: mHm

Mikasa: What.

Armin: Everything's fine. Eren is in his room, it's all okay, okay, yep, okay.

*Jean Kirstein has logged on*

Jean: FUCK ALL OF YOU.

*Jean has logged off*

Hanji: Boop!

Mikasa: Found Hanji in a mailbox. M

Armin: IN a mailbox?

Hanji: I wanna go to the mooon! Beep boop! And meet some moon Titans! 

Eren: Goood Nighty.

*Eren Haeger has logged off*

Levi: Bye.

*Corporal Levi has logged off*

Mikasa: Hey Armin, wanna go get a drink?

Armin: Yeah, I sure do need one.

*Armin Arlert has logged off*

*Mikasa Ackerman has logged off*

Hanji: Lamo, wasn't even drunk. Just really wanted to see if they could send me to the moon.

Hanji: HAHA! Got you! I'm drunk as fuck ;)

*Hanji Zoë has logged off*

*Jean Kirstein has logged on*

Jean: AND FUCK YOU—damn, everyone's gone :(

*Jean Kirstein has logged off*

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*Gracie logged on*

Gracie: Ooh, I wasn't in this adventure this time?! And aren't they all underage? Whatever, kids get away with all these things these days ;)

Gracie: Hope you enjoyed! Please leave some ideas, I'm desperate at this point :) Have a great day and please DRINK RESPONSIBLY! Unlike those idiots ^^^

*Jean Kirstein has logged on*

Jean: FUCK YOU.

Gracie: OH YOU WISH YOU COULD FUCK ME YOU LITTLE BITCH.

Jean: Shit. Bye.

*Jean Kirstein has logged off*

Gracie: Ahh, Love you guys! Bye ;)

*Gracie has logged off*

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