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Gracie: Happy birthday Hanji!!
Eren: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Armin: Happy birthday.
Mikasa: Eh.
Jean: Oh. Another birthday.
Sasha: Happy birthday!! Do you have cake..? Too soon?
Levi: Your old four eyes.
Hanji: Im younger then you, and thank you people!
Eren: So, what are you gonna do?
Jean: Don't make it as boring as Sasha or Reiner's party.
Sasha: My party was great, potato's everywhere!
Mikasa: Reiner's party was just us talking while wearing brightly colored party hats.
Armin: I thought it was enjoyable!
Levi: Of corse you did brat.
Hanji: Well, we could play a game? Maybe one we haven't played before?
Gracie: I've got one! It's called "don't get me started." Basically, I'm gonna give you a topic and you have, let's say 30 seconds to go on an a Greg rant about it.
Hanji: Perfect!
Armin: I think Eren should excel at this.
Eren: Yay!
Gracie: The birthday girl is first! Your topic is... The Military Police!
Hanji: Don't EVEN get me started with them. First of all, there lazy buttheads and don't do shit! They honestly get paid to sit around and look cool while we're out here RISKING OUR DAMN LIVES. They think there better then us? WELL COME AT ME, ILL FIGHT YOU LITTLE B—
Gracie: Okay! Next is Levi! Your topic is... The Underground!
Levi: You little shit. Well, first of all, the place is a complete dump. It's filthy and it smells like death. THEY DONT EVEN HAVE THE DECENCY TO FREEBREZE IT! There's no air, you die young and FRICKEN THUGS ARE EVERYWHERE.
Gracie: Sound terrible, anyway, Eren's turn!
Mikasa: Please don't give him that topic. Please. Please. Please. Please.
Gracie: Your topic is... TITANS!
Eren: THEY KILLED MY MOTHER. THEY DESTROYED MY HOME. THERE A FRICKEN PAIN IN THE ASS. THEY ATE MY LEG AND ARM. THEY KILLED MARCO, THOMAS, MINA, PETRA, OLOU, GUNTHER, ELD, AND HUNDREDS MORE. Look, I could go on and on and on and on and on and on—
Gracie: I think we all know that Eren, anyway! It's Armin's turn! And your topic is... Drinking!
Armin: We shouldn't be drinking while on duty! The garrison greatly suffered when the walls were attacked and we don't any more one-night stands going in around here! It may be fun at the time, but it destroys your insides and is terrible for you!
Gracie: Yeah okay. (Don't actually drink kiddos!) Next is Mikasa! And your topic is... Eren!
Mikasa: There's nothing too seriously wrong with Eren. He can be loud and oblivious A LOT. He can be annoying, inappropriate, angry, terrifying and a nuance. But, in the end, he's the closest thing I have to a family.
Eren: I'm slight offended...
Gracie: Great! Next is Sasha! Your topic is... The lack of meat!
Sasha: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SURVIVE?! Potato's are life, but meat is incredible! People should really get themselves together and fix this. SO I DON'T HAVE TO STEAL ANY MORE.
Levi: Steal...?
Sasha: Whoopsie.
Gracie: MOVING ON. Jean's topic is... his nickname 'horse face'!
Jean: Of corse. Well, I honestly don't get it! I don't look that much like a horse, I'm like everyone else! Only slightly better and way more attractive obviously. Oh, and my skills are extremely high! The scouts actually begged me to join them. So 'horse-face' dose t suit someone as awesome as me.
Gracie: Annnddd time! Hope you enjoyed ranting for your birthday Hanji!
Hanji: Ranging is my speciality!
Eren: It is. Believe me.
Levi: Get out of here and do something productive.
Eren: Kay'
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Gracie: Hello! Yes, the school year is back. (Slowly beginning to decompose.) So, this game was requested by @Awkward_Weaboo ! Thank you! And feel free to request anything you want to happen! HAPPY BIRTHDAY HANJI! (September 5th). Hanji is literally my fan girl mother and I love her to pieces! Lastly, FRICKEN 1K READS. IM SPEECHLESS! THANK YOU SO DAMN MUCH!
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Fanfiction*Everyone has logged on* Eren: Hi everyone! Mikasa: Eren, your ok right? Levi didn't hurt you during training, did he?! Levi: Tch, I didn't hurt the brat. Armin: Well, you did kinda throw him to the floor and stepped on his face again. Hanji: Wow...
