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Gracie: Heyyyyyy. Long time no see?

Krista: Um, yea? Although we were in the same group on the way to the castle...

Ymir: Ugh.

Eren: The castle looks very nice today...

Armin: Yep. Sleeping on bags and close to zero ways of protection. Fun.

Jean: Ok come on. We're extremely bored and we're not leaving till morning.

Gracie: So, what should we do?

Hanji: Any games we haven't played yet.

Levi: Tch. As your superior, you should all go to sleep. We have to get up really early tomorrow.

Hanji: Eh, whatever. As your superior, I suggest you all suggest things to do for the time being.

Krista: We could tell jokes?

Ymir: And terrible pickup lines.

Armin: That sounds good!

Gracie: OOH! I GOT ONE! Knock knock.

Eren: uh, who's there?

Gracie: Britney Spears.

Eren: Britney Spears who?

Gracie: Knock Knock.

Eren: Who's there..

Gracie: OOPS ! I DID IT AGAIN!

Mikasa: Gosh that sucked.

Levi: Where does a dog go when it loses its tail?

Ymir: The retail store.

Levi: Damn you.

Hanji: Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do I have to walk by again?

Krista: Why did I suggest this...

Eren: Are you a screwdriver? Cause I want you to screw me.

Armin: EREN! YOU GOT SOME MAJOR PROBLEMS.

Jean: What do you call a scary female horse ?

Gracie: A night mare!

Mikasa: What do you call a Titan that cant swim.

Eren: THE TITANIC!!!!!

Ymir: A family went to the zoo and the only animal there was 1 dog. It was a shitzu.

Gracie: What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?

Hanji: SNOW BALLS.

Levi: Alright, we should really stop before one of us breaks.

Eren: Please, I need a hospital or something — TITANNNSSS !

Jean: Wait?! Are we under attack?!

Mikasa: Nope. When the jokes get super bad, he kinda gets nutty.

Armin: EREN! CALM DOWN!!

Eren: AHHHH. Ahh. Ah. Alright, I think I'm good now.

Krista: Captain, I saw the commander looking for you.

Levi: Damn it. I'll come down now.

Armin: Down? Where are you?

Hanji: He's probably on the roof again. Drinking.

Eren: You drink captain?

Levi: Yes. I'm currently drinking WATER. We ran out of tea.

Jean: Oh. Cool I guess.

Ymir: Krista, we have to go. Y'know to the meeting with our group and stuff.

Krista: Oh yea! Gracie, you coming?

Gracie: Uh sure. But I'm giving writer permission's to someone who's not Eren.

Eren: Aw, damn it.

Gracie: Hanji can have it!!

Hanji: YES!!

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Hanji: So, what should I do with my new found powers!

Levi: Leave us the hell alone.

Hanji: Very funny shorty, I could always try and get some of my ships together?

Armin: Nope. Bad. Bad. Very bad.

Hanji: We could do, Ereri? Jeankasa? Arumika?

Eren: Oh wall Maria, this is even worse then the last time.

Hanji: THATS IT! ERERI's FIRST NOW.

Levi: Hanji, you wouldn't dare.

Hanji: Haha, you know I would. What about Levdex?

Levi: Don't come anywhere near my windex.

Hanji: Eek! I'm so excited! I'll start first thing tomorrow!

Mikasa: But won't Gracie have the permissions back by then?

Hanji: I'll convince her to let me have it for a while! ;) night guys!

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Hanji: Thanks for reading! I would love it if you left some ships for me for tomorrow 😈. Oooh, I got some PLANS! BYE! HAHAHAHHA!

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