*Eren Jaeger has logged on*
*Mikasa Ackerman has logged on*
*Armin Arlert has logged on*
*Hanji Zoë has logged on*
*Corporal Levi has logged on*
*Gracie has logged on*
Eren: Hello long time no see!
Hanji: Sorry we haven't talked. We've been doing lots of shit!
Levi: Liar, we completely forgot about this crap.
Gracie: SHUT UP.
Armin: Anyway, what are we doing today!
Gracie: Were gonna get sorted into our Hogwarts houses!
Mikasa: Our what?
Gracie: Hogwarts, a beautiful castle in London that teaches young boys and girls about magic! There are four houses that we can be sorted into based on your true personality. Gryffindor, for the brave and daring! Hufflepuff, for the just and loyal! Slytherin, for the ambitious and cunning! And Ravenclaw, for the clever and wise!
Eren: Okay, so how do we get sorted?
Gracie: I'll just go and call the sorting hat! Were pretty tight.
*Gracie has logged off*
Hanji: Well, while she's gone, we should guess what houses we'll get put into! I think I' totally be a Ravenclaw, I'm amazing.
Eren: I'd probably be a Gryffindor. They sound cool.
Mikasa: Gryffindor. Must. Protect.
Armin: M-maybe a Hufflepuff? Im not really sure.
Levi: I don't know any I honestly don't care.
*Gracie has logged on*
*The sorting hat has logged on*
Gracie: Were back!
The sorting hat: Hello there! I'll be telling you your houses right after my beautiful song!
Eren: Song..?
The sorting hat: "Oh you may not think I'm pretty,
But don't judge on what you see,
I'll eat myself if you can find
A smarter hat than me.
You can keep your bowlers black,
Your top hats sleek and tall,
For I'm the Hogwarts Sorting Hat
And I can cap them all.
There's nothing hidden in your head
The Sorting Hat can't see,
So try me on and I will tell you
Where you ought to be.
You might belong in Gryffindor,
Where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve, and chivalry
Set Gryffindors apart;
You might belong in Hufflepuff,
Where they are just and loyal,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true
And unafraid of toil;
Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw,
if you've a ready mind,
Where those of wit and learning,
Will always find their kind;
Or perhaps in Slytherin
You'll make your real friends,
Those cunning folks use any means
To achieve their ends.
So put me on! Don't be afraid!
And don't get in a flap!
You're in safe hands (though I have none)
For I'm a Thinking Cap!"
Armin: Wow.
Hanji: That sure was interesting.
Levi: That was really dumb.
Gracie: Just shut up and let the hat do it's thing! He already told me I was a RavenClaw, so it's time for you guys to go! First up is, Hanji Zoe!
Hanji: Oh shit.
Sorting hat: Hmm. You seem very Loyal, maybe a Hufflepuff? Wait, no, you intelligence is high, your determined. Hufflepuff, or RavenClaw..?
Hanji: I don't know, isn't it your job to pick?
Sorting hat: RAVENCLAW!
Gracie: YESSSSS! Next up, Levi Ackerman!
Levi: Tch.
Sorting hat: Wow, this one might be difficult. The braveness of a Gryffindor. The intellect of a RavenClaw. The loyalty of a Hufflepuff. The ambition of a Slytherin. I've never seen anything like this before!!
Levi: Hurry up and pick something you shitty hat.
The sorting hat: Slytherin!
Gracie: Huh. That was unexpected. Next up is Mikasa Ackerman!
Mikasa: Hmph.
Sorting hat: Very interesting. The amount of loyalty you have for someone is insane. But your brave, you take risks.
Sorting hat: GRYFFINDOR!
Gracie: I think we all saw that coming. Anyway, next up is Armin Arlert!
Armin: Am I supposed to be this nervous?
Sorting hat: Uh huh. I've seen this in a very small number of students. Just like Hermione Granger, are you? Your smart and highly capable of doing amazing things. But I know where you truly belong...
Sorting hat: Gryffindor!
Mikasa: Yay!
Gracie: Last but not least, we have Eren Jaeger!
The sorting hat: Yes! I've only ever seen one mind like this. I had the same exact problem with Harry Potter himself! You've got the bravery of a Gryffindor, but the ambition of a Slytherin... what do you think?
Eren: Uh, aren't Slytherin people evil?
Levi: Say that again?
Eren: I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW!
Sorting hat: GRYFFINDOR!
Armin: Yay!!!
Mikasa: YAY.
Gracie: Well, let's ask everybody what house there in!
Levi: What house are all you nerds in.
Hanji: That was mean Ravioli!
Levi: I swear to the walls Hanji, if you call me that one more time—
Hanji: Call you what? Ravioli?
*Corporal Levi has logged off*
Hanji: Shit.
*Hanji Zoë has logged off*
Gracie: Anyway, bye everyone!
Eren: Bye!
*Eren Jaeger has logged off*
*Mikasa Ackerman has logged off*
*Armin Arlert has logged off*
*The sorting hat has logged off*
*Gracie has logged off*
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*Gracie has logged on*
Gracie: IM SORRY. IM A SHIT HEAD. I HAVEN'T POSTED ANYTHING FOR LIKE, 3 MONTHS.
Gracie: And I don't really have a good excuse besides binge watching Glee and obsessing over Drarry and Victuri.
Gracie: Starting today, I'll do my best to post more! And don't forget to tell me what Hogwarts house your in! (Go RavenClaws! 💙)
*Gracie has logged off*
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Attack on Titan | Group Chat
Fanfiction*Everyone has logged on* Eren: Hi everyone! Mikasa: Eren, your ok right? Levi didn't hurt you during training, did he?! Levi: Tch, I didn't hurt the brat. Armin: Well, you did kinda throw him to the floor and stepped on his face again. Hanji: Wow...
