When You Two Get a Noise Complaint

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When You Two Get a Noise Complaint

Prince: After getting repeated knocks on the door, he get’s frustrated. You’ve never seen Prince this mad and you can see that one vein popping out the side of his head. He opens the door and screams at the guy and his children. “ARE YOU JUST MAD THAT YOU CAN’T GET NONE WITH YA 50 MILLION CHILDREN? HAVE YOU HEARD OF CONDOMS?” You’re laughing hysterically as Prince slams the door in his face.

Prod: He rolls his eyes until he can’t take it anymore. He bangs back on the wall 40 times harder until you can see a dent forming. It doesn’t take long until the people call the police and they show up at the door. Prod runs to the door and screams “ARE YA’LL THAT PATHETIC THAT YOU HAVE TO COME TO MY HOUSE WHEN YOU COULD BE AT HOME GETTING SOME? LOOKIN LIKE THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN!”

Roc: He doesn’t play. As soon as the couple who lives next to you comes knocking he gets up and screams right in they’re faces. “YES I WAS GETTING SOME. IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM, AND IF WE ARE MAKING TOO MUCH NOISE THEN MOVE ALL THE WAY TO ALASKA. SARAH PALIN WILL MAKE YOU FEEL RIGHT AT HOME. GOOD BYE.”

Ray: He looks the dude and his wife straight in their faces as yells “LOOK, IF YOU WAS GETTIN SOME, YOU WOULN’T BE AT MY DOOR RIGHT NOW. I SUGGEST YOU TURN YA SELVES AROUND, AND GET TO IT. STAY TRENDY!” he yells after he slams the door in their faces.

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