things you said to them when you had your wisdom teeth removed;

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FINN WOLFHARD;
- "my boyfwend is a fwog, dood."
- "hold da phone. so, is my boyfwend a fwog or a wolf?"
- "I wuv you, finnie, even though you're a werewolfie fwog."
TRANSLATION;
- "my boyfriend is a frog, dude."
- "hold the phone. so, is my boyfriend a frog or a wolf?"
- "I love you, finnie, even though you're a werewolf frog."

WYATT OLEFF;
- "I wanna catch all da zeldas, noodle."
- "you catch zeldas, wight?"
- "wat's a pokeman?"
TRANSLATION;
- "I wanna catch all the zeldas, noodle."
- "you catch zeldas, right?"
- "what's a Pokémon?"

JAEDEN LIEBERHER;
- "IMMA WEEABOOOOO."
- "you are my boyfwend and you is my waifuuuu."
- "I down't have it mixed up. shut it, waifuuy."
TRANSLATION;
- "I AM A WEEABOO."
- "you are my boyfriend and you are my waifu."
- "I don't have it mixed up. shut it, waifu."

JACK GRAZER;
- "DO YOU WUV ME?!"
- "if you down't wuv me then imma dump chu for Batman dood."
- "BATMAN IS TOO RWEAL, DOOD. YOU'RE DUMB."
TRANSLATION;
- "DO YOU LOVE ME?!"
- "if you don't love me, then I'm going to dump you for Batman."
- "BATMAN IS TOO REAL, DUDE. YOU'RE DUMB."

SOPHIA LILLIS;
- you'd just be muttering "I wuv you" to her over and over as you tried to cuddle her

CHOSEN JACOBS;
- "you're da Chosie one, haha."
- "drive fwaster so we can go get da miwkshake fwom Mickey D's doo da's."
- "of couwse da ice cweam machine is bwoken. I down't wike dis Mickey guy now."
TRANSLATION;
- "you're the 'Chosie One', haha."
- "drive faster so we can go get the milkshake from Mickey D's."
- "of course the ice cream machine is broken. I don't like this Mickey guy now."

JEREMY TAYLOR;
- "I WANNA DATE CHU. YOU IZ CAYOOT WOOKING."
- "I alweady date you? yay."
- "come hewe, cayoot boyfwend."
TRANSLATION;
- "I WANT TO DATE YOU. YOU ARE CUTE LOOKING."
- "I already date you? yay."
- "come here, cute boyfriend."

NICHOLAS HAMILTON;
- "you wook hawt."
- "can I have your numbew or somefin?"
- "I got your numbew alweady? I'm bettew than I thought at flirtin."
TRANSLATION;
- "you look hot."
- "can I have your number or something?"
- "I got your number already? I'm better than I thought at flirting."

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