cheesy pick up lines

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Brandon: "Are you religious? Because you're the answer to my prayer"

"Brandon no. Just stop"

Edwin: "Are you a parking ticket?  Because you got fine written all over you" *laughes at how cheesy it is*


Austin: "wow. You look exactly like my next girlfriend"

"Austin I am you girlfriend! "

"Riiggggghhht"


Nick: "have you been to doctor? Because you're lacking vitamin D"

*shakes head* "don't worry baby we'll find you some help very soon"


Zion: "I thought happiness started with a H. Why does mine start with a U?"

*face palms* "oh Z"

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