(Lula reaches over to turn off her phone alarm and starts texting)
Lula: Uuuuugh
Lula: I h8 school so fking much
Lula: Wake me up when September ends
Walter: K then love
Lula: WHAT THE FUCK
Lula: HOW DID YOU GET HERE?!
Walter: Don't you remember?
Walter: You came to my second party last night to scold me, got drunk, and made a private chat with me
Walter: SURPRISE
Lula: Fuck you Harry
Walter: Bit sassy this morning, aren't we?
Lula: GET OFF MY PHONE
(Switches over to group chat)
Lula: GUYS I HAVE A PROBLEM
Lula: I got wasted at Walter's party last night and ended up drunk texting him
Merritt: There was another party?
JD: Why weren't we made aware of this?
Lula: Because the last time I made you guys aware of a party, JD and Dylan got hammered
JD: WELL GEE
JD: IM SORRY THAT I KNOW HOW TO /ACTUALLY HAVE FUN/ AT SOCIAL EVENTS
Jack: I wouldnt call getting drunk 'fun' necessarily JD
JD: Well whatever
JD: Its better than sitting in your room listening to Fall Out Boy and wondering why your life has come to this
Lula: EXCUSE YOU
Lula: That is a typical Friday night for me
Lula: Minus the wondering
Dylan: I don't need music to contemplate my life choices
Henley: That just sounds sad Dyl
Dylan: Ik *cries*
Henley: There there BB
Jack: FUCK YEAH I SHIP THIS ISH
Merritt: JACK NO
Jack: JACK YES
Lula: BOTH OF YOU STFU FGS
Walter: Hello again love
Lula: STOP FOLLOWING ME
(Lula exits the chat)
Walter: Well gee
Walter: I knew she was a bitch but not /that/ much of a bitch
JD: Don't worry
JD: You get used to it eventually
YOU ARE READING
Can You See Me Now?
Fanfiction"new phone, who dis?" "You have my name in your contacts idiot" "oops, wrong number" A Now You See Me High School/ texting AU
