JD: Ugh
JD: I h8 Valenfuck's Day
Henley: *Valentine's Day
JD: I know what I said -_-
Lula: What's the prob, JD?
JD: Nothing's wrong
JD: I just fking hate Valenfuck's Day
Lula: Why tho
JD: The same reason Walter doesn't like alcohol
JD: It just can't be explained
Jack: Is it because of all the pink shit, bro?
Lula: GODDAMMIT, NO MORE BRO!
Jack: Geez
Jack: No reason to get so triggered bro
Lula: -_-
Dylan: I on the other hand quite like V-Day
Dylan: I get to stuff my fat ass with candy and nobody can judge me
Merritt: Same dude
Merritt: UP TOP VALENBRO
Lula: Fuck this
Lula: I'm throwing my phone down the garbage disposal
Henley: LULA NO
Lula: LULA YES
Lula: I'M SORRY HENNIE
Walter: RIP my bae's phone
Henley: NOOOOOOOOO
9098647371: Guys it's okay
9098647371: Walter got me a new phone
Henley: YES
Henley: SHE'S ALIVE
9098647371: I was never dead tho
Henley: It still feels like you were resurrected
Merritt: I had a resurrection this morning
Merritt: Wait shit disregard that
Henley: Mere that's disgusting
Merritt: I told you to disregard it dammit!
Jack: Tbh I thought you were using reverse psychology
Merritt: JACK THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT
JD: ALMA WENT BACK TO SWEDEN THIS MORNING
9098647371: WHAT
Henley: Honey, why didn't you tell us sooner?
Dylan: #MamaHennietotheRescue
JD: Bcuz I feel like it was my fault
JD: We got into a fight last night and
JD: The last thing I heard from her was sobbing
Henley: Oh, honey
Henley: It's not your fault
JD: IT IS THO ☹
JD: Idk what I said exactly, but she replied with 'My ex was a nicer boyfriend than you'
Merritt: Ow
Merritt: She hit you with the ex card
JD: Ik
JD: She then proceeded to tell me all the times I ignored her and treated her like shit
JD: WHICH WERE VERY FEW, LET ME ASSURE YOU
CZYTASZ
Can You See Me Now?
Fanfiction"new phone, who dis?" "You have my name in your contacts idiot" "oops, wrong number" A Now You See Me High School/ texting AU
