Can You See Me Now?

December 25th (Merry Crisis!)

Dylan: MuR cRiMuS fAmSoS

Merritt: My family is Jewish

Merritt: Check your shit, Dyl

Dylan: oK, dAm

Dylan: AnYsO,

Dylan: iTs CrImUs

JD: Gee, no shit

Dylan: I WUNNT FINNI

Dylan: In LiTe Of DiS lOvElY hOlIdAy

Dylan: WE GON PARTEH

Dylan: WHOSE WIF MEH

Henley: BB no

Dylan: BB YES

JD: Oh admit it Dyl

JD: The party will consist of you passing out after 5 minutes and us having to resuscitate you

Dylan: No It WoN't

Dylan: ImMa PrOvEs It

Dylan: CoMe ToO mY pLaCe RSVP

Merritt: You mean ASAP

Dylan: YeA

Dylan: tHaT

Dylan: WE GON GIT FU

*5 minutes later*

JD: Dyl?

JD: Dyl

Merritt: OMG

Merritt: HE DED

Lula: He ain't dead

Lula: He's just unconscious

Merritt: THAT'S EVEN WORSE

JD: Mere that makes no sense

Jack: Yeah

Jack: If anything that's better

*20 minutes later, they arrive at Dylan's house to find him still passed out*

Merritt: Guys he's still not awake

Merritt: Permission to panic?

Lula: Only if a disco is involved

Merritt: LULA

Lula: Shit bro, it was a joke

Jack: It was just a prank bro

Lula: Yeah, what Jack said

Henley: What did I tell you guys?

Henley: I told you he would pass out from too much alcohol, but nobody listened to me (*She said it irl, so that's why it's not part of the text convo*)

Jack: We /did/ listen to you

Jack: We just didn't care

Henley: -_- ()

Lula: Shit Hennie

Lula: Why do you care about him so much?

Henley: Because he's my /boyfriend/ Lu

Henley: Don't you care about Walter?

Lula: Uh

Lula: Um

Lula: He's a good kisser?

Henley: *sigh*

Jack: Hey wait a sec