Can You See Me Now?

January 14th (Goodbye Lula)

Lula: WELL AINT THAT JUST FIFTY SHADES OF GREAT

Henley: Oh God

Henley: Even over text I can still tell you're being sarcastic

Henley: What did Walter do /this/ time?

Lula: It's not Walter

Lula: It's /Jack/

Henley: Well, regardless of who it was, what did he do?

Lula: He gave me the worst possible graduation present

Henley: Wut

Lula: A DICK PIC

Lula: THAT MF SENT ME A PIC OF HIS DICK

Henley: WHY

Lula: IDK

Lula: WE'RE NOT EVEN DATING

Alma: HOLD THE HOLD UP

Alma: WHY ARE WE TEXTING IN CAPS

Alma: O wait I just read the previous texts, nevermind

Lula: I can't even

Lula: I just can't

Lula: Now that I've seen it, it can't be unseen

JD: Sucks to be you

Henley: DAMMIT JD

Henley: THIS IS A GIRLS ONLY GROUPCHAT

Henley: GTFO

Lula: I know what'll scare him off

Lula: I'm sending y'all the pic

JD: Bitch please

JD: I'm a man; I see that kind of stuff every time I pee

(Lula sends the pic to the girls and JD)

JD: WHAT THE FUCK

JD: SWEET JESUS, I WAS /NOT/ EXPECTING THAT

Lula: Now you know how I felt at 4 am

Jack: Girl wyd up at 4 am?

Lula: YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHY

Jack: No I rly don't

Lula: OMG ARE YOU DUMB?!

Jack: Did I miss something?

Lula: YOU SENT ME A DICK PIC YOU STUPID IDIOT

Jack: No I didn't

Jack: Wait a sec...

Jack: WALTER

Walter: Yes?

Jack: Were you on my phone at 4 am?

Walter: Yes, why do you ask?

Jack: Did you send my nudes to Lula?

Walter: Maybe

Jack: DUDE WTF

Walter: I WAS BORED AND COULDN'T SLEEP, DON'T JUDGE ME

Walter: My phone was dead; I had no other choice

Jack: YES YOU DID

Jack: IT WAS THE CHOICE TO LEAVE MY PHONE ALONE, YOU STUPID PIECE OF STUPID

JD: Brb, getting popcorn bcuz this is too good to miss

Dylan: Hey guys, what are you doi

Dylan: WHAT THE FUCK, WHOSE BALLS ARE THOSE

Jack: Mine