Walter: Alright fam
Walter: We've docked at a port in Italy
Jack: Sweetcakes
Jack: LET'S GET THAT FKING COIL
Dylan: Woah now
Dylan: Before we go, there are two issues
Dylan: One, there are no Home Depots in Italy
Dylan: And two, none of us speak Italian
Dylan: Unless of course the author changes that for plot convenience
Erin: Nope, I got nothing
Merritt: You literally just took an Italian class last semester
Erin: I know
Erin: I just didn't retain much of it
Jack: Well we're fucked
Merritt: *jacked
Jack: Yeah
Henley: Why couldn't we just land somewhere primarily English-speaking?
Henley: Like, gee, I dunno
Henley: ENGLAND
Walter: Hennie that's on the other side of Europe
Henley: Yeah, so?
Walter: That's another week's worth of travelling
Henley: What does it matter to you?
Henley: We don't have anywhere better to be
Walter: By the time we get there, school will have started up again
Lula: It wouldn't matter for me
Lula: I already graduated, so SUCK IT
Walter: Good bloody lord
JD: Sup guys
JD: How's it going?
Henley: JAMES
Henley: YOU'RE HERE
JD: James I'm here
JD: And I have an Alma
Alma: Hello it's me
Dylan: Hey buddy
Dylan: How's America?
JD: Quite well my dude
JD: How are the seven seas?
Alma: SEEEEEEEEEAS
JD: Pardon my Alma
JD: Her birth control pills make her loopy
Merritt: Hey wait a sec
Lula: WAIT A FUCKING SEC INDEED
Lula: I THOUGHT ALMA WAS PREGGERS
Walter: SO DID WE DUMBASS
Walter: BECAUSE OF YOU
Lula: EXCUSE YOU
Lula: I DID MY BEST WITH WHAT I COULD
Lula: I ONLY HAD HIS SIDE OF THE CONVERSATION TO GO BY
Alma: YOU LISTENED IN ON OUR PHONE CONVERSATION?!
Alma: Serves you right, thinking I was expecting this whole time
Henley: I'm extremely confused right now
Henley: Lula told us that JD wanted to help you with the baby that you conceived with your ex over Thanksgetting
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Can You See Me Now?
Fanfiction"new phone, who dis?" "You have my name in your contacts idiot" "oops, wrong number" A Now You See Me High School/ texting AU
