Can You See Me Now?

October 14th (A Jacked-Up Party)

Dylan: JaCk My DuDe

Dylan: HaPpEh BuRtHdUr

Jack: Wtf Dyl

Merritt: Pardon his current state

Merritt: We were pregaming at the bar

Jack: You're both under 21 tho

Dylan: FaKe IdS bIsH

Jack: Oh

Lula: I was going to scold you guys for waking me up, but then I realized you were being loud bcuz it's Jack's birthday

Lula: Which reminds me, happy b-day my dude

Jack: Thanks man

Jack: Where are JD and Henley?

Merritt: Making out

Henley: Ew, Mere!

Merritt: Jk jk, they were at the grocery store

JD: We got a lot of delicious shit while we were out

JD: We got peaches and whipped cream and cabbage (don't ask)

JD: And of course we remembered to get the booooooooooze!

Jack: That's fantastic and all, but you know that my mother will kill me if she finds out we're underage drinking

JD: Exactly

JD: Which is why we got some lemonade mix to hide it in

Merritt: Good thinking Danny boy

JD: Actually it was Henley's idea

Henley: Gotta give credit where credit's due

Merritt: You go girl!

Lula: Now that we've gotten that out of the way

Lula: Let's party!

Jack: Let's not

Henley: Wow Jack

Henley: Wimping out on your own party

Jack: SHUT THE FU

Jack: Wait nevermind you're right

JD: What gives, man?

JD: You're normally the most enthusiastic out of all of us

Jack: I dunno, I just

Jack: I wanna live well into my 80s, and I can't do that if my mother catches me drinking

Jack: She'd flay me alive if she even just /saw/ me holding a liquor bottle

Lula: Your mom is /way/ too Christian

Merritt: You're pretty religious yourself, Tallulah May

Lula: THE ONLY ALTAR I PRAY TO IS THE ONE IN THE CHURCH OF EMO OK

JD: There's an emo church?

Lula: DON'T JUDGE ME

Jack: Speaking of church, my mom is at some kind of super religious book club rn, which means we're off the hook for a little while

Dylan: FuCk YeAh

Dylan: ItS pArTy TiMe

Jack: But only until my curfew, which is like 11:00

Dylan: BoOoOoOoOo

Dylan: ThAtS tOo EaRlY

Jack: BOI IN WHAT UNIVERSE