Dylan: HeY gUyS gUeSs WhAt
Dylan: YoU kNoW wHaT tImE iT iS?
Dylan: MiDnIgHt!
Dylan: HePpEh N00b YeEa
Henley: BB, are you drunk again?
Dylan: mAAAAAAAAAAybe
Henley: Omg youre drunk
JD: Dude, how much did you even /drink/?
Dylan: TbH i LoSt CoUnT aFtEr 5
Dylan: ThEy OfFeReD mE oNe MoRe n I wUz LiEk, "NaH fAm, I mUsTn'T" *Subtle reference to Begin Again, ayyyyy*
Merritt: Jesus H Christ you guys
Merritt: It's 12 am
Merritt: Who celebrates getting drunk at 12 am?
Dylan: mEEEEEEEEEEE
Dylan: OH BOY 12 AM
JD: Well, we know Dyl was out getting drunk
Dylan: BOOOOOOOZ
Merritt: Idk about the rest of you, but I was trying to sleep
JD: Tbh I wasn't keeping track of the time
JD: I was watching the new James Bond series and eating caramel corn until my mother scolded me and told me it was midnight
Henley: I'm at a sorority sleepover with the girls; we just finished watching Legally Blonde
Lula: DUDE I LOVE LEGALLY BLONDE
Lula: THAT MOVIE IS 10/10 WOULD WATCH AGAIN AND AGAIN
Henley: And a wild Lula appears
JD: Abracadabra
Merritt: Where the fuck are you, Lu?
Merritt: And Jack and Walter, for that matter
Lula: ROLLERSKATING
Lula: The guys were iffy about it, but then I told them there was a hugeass cotton candy machine in the arcade and they agreed
Henley: You know what they say Lu
Henley: The way to a man's heart is through his stomach
Merritt: *Dick
Henley: MERE
Merritt: What? It's true
Jack: GUYS SHE WASNT LYING
Jack: THERES AN ACTUAL COTTON CANDY MACHINE
Walter: In fact, we were so certain she was duping us that we played the Why You Always Lying song on the way over here
Walter: Her cringe face was hilarious XD
Lula: YOU KNOW I HATE THAT SONG YOU MF
Lula: Its like you /want/ me to break up with you
Walter: Well gee!
Walter: We didn't know you were /actually/ telling the truth
Dylan: WhY yOu AlWaYs LyIn
Dylan: WhY yOu AlWaYs LyIn
Dylan: mMmM oMg
Dylan: StOp FkIn LyIn
Lula: Stfu or you won't live to see your 20th birthday
Dylan: O sHiEt
Dylan: NoT yOu Lu
YOU ARE READING
Can You See Me Now?
Fanfiction"new phone, who dis?" "You have my name in your contacts idiot" "oops, wrong number" A Now You See Me High School/ texting AU
