Jack: So, what was the point of this again?
Jack: I thought we were here to discuss our group costume theme for Halloween, but now it's just become 'Hang out on our phones while Dylan recites Shakespeare Soliloquys for some strange fucking reason.'
Dylan: TO BE OR NOT TO BE
Dylan: THAT IS THE FKING QUESTION
JD: No, the question is what we're going as for Halloween you stupid piece of stupid
Henley: JD, be nice to him
Henley: He's the leader of this group
JD: I thought /I/ was the leader tho
JD: And besides, if I really /was/ an asshole, I'd tell you all a secret he told me
Lula: DOES IT INVOLVE FALL OUT BOY
JD: No
Lula: Then I don't want to hear it
JD: Oh, but this is a juicy one
JD: You might want to keep your ears peeled
Henley: Ewww
Henley: That sounds disgusting
Merritt: Well, now I'm curious
Jack: Same
Jack: Spill the pills, Dill
Dylan: Ok fiiine
Dylan: Remember how on the first day of school Jack and Mere teased me and called me a ladies' man?
Dylan: Well they're not as wrong as you'd think
Henley: I don't understand
Henley: All I remember is JD saying you lost something...
Henley: OMG
Henley: DYL
Henley: YOU DIDNT
Dylan: I did
Dylan: And before all the rest of you
Jack: WHAT THE FUCK
Jack: DUDE
Merritt: YOU DIDN'T TELL US YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY
Dylan: WELL IM SORRY
Dylan: IT JUST NEVER CAME UP IN CONVERSATION
JD: Woah woah woah
JD: Let's not overwhelm him; he just spilled his guts
Henley: Ew, I'm throwing up
Henley: Brb
Lula: I CALL BS ON THE WHOLE 'Dyl did it first' THING
Lula: I fucked a random guy in a hotel over Spring Break; your argument is invalid
Dylan: FIGHT ME BITCH
Jack: HEY
Jack: THAT'S MY THING
Dylan: NOT ANYMORE
Merritt: That's beside the point; who did you do it with?
Dylan: I forgot her name, but I think it was one of Henley's friends
Dylan: From the year she took a break from the Horsemen and Lula took her place
Henley: Do you remember what she looked like?
Dylan: Yeah
Dylan: She was the pretty blonde who greeted us when you took me to meet your sorority sisters that one time
أنت تقرأ
Can You See Me Now?
قصص الهواة"new phone, who dis?" "You have my name in your contacts idiot" "oops, wrong number" A Now You See Me High School/ texting AU
