Dylan: I can't believe I actually agreed to this
Henley: Dyl, you look /fine/
Dylan: No I don't
Dylan: Ppl are gonna make fun of me
Henley: Just get down here, you cute little green bean
(Dylan comes downstairs)
(Henley takes a picture of him)
Henley: Our great green giant
Merritt: Damn boi
Merritt: You look good
Dylan: Shut
Henley: He's just insecure bcuz he thinks he has a dad bod
Dylan: Bcuz I /do/
Dylan: Why can't I have a Hulk abs t-shirt instead of going shirtless and painted green?
Henley: Bcuz you look cute painted green
Dylan: That's bcuz /you/ did it
Dylan: If JD or Mere or anyone else had done it, I'd look like shite, as Walter calls it
Jack: SPEAKING OF WALTER
Jack: FAM
Jack: YOU WON'T BELIEVE
JD: Won't believe what?
Merritt: Tell us!
Jack: HE KISSED LULA
Jack: RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME
JD: OMG
Henley: Did she slap him afterwards?
Jack: Quite the contrary
Jack: She KISSED HIM BACK
JD: I'm /DEAD/
Merritt: Never in a million years did I think Lula would make out with a guy she allegedly hated
Dylan: Well she /did/ fuck a random guy in a hotel, so
Dylan: I wouldn't put it past her
Merritt: Wat
Merritt: That makes no sense
Walter: Hullo lads and ladies
Walter: What did I miss
Jack: Tbh not much
Henley: One question tho
Henley: Are we still gonna beat the ish out of you, or has that idea been shelved since you made out with Lula?
Walter: How did you
Walter: JACK
Jack: Yes?
Walter: YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T TELL
Jack: Oops
Dylan: Can we save the whole 'Beat up Jack' thing for later?
Dylan: My manboobs are getting cold
Merritt: Then put on a shirt ffs
Dylan: I can't
Dylan: I'm the Hulk; the Hulk doesn't wear shirts
Merritt: He does in his human form
Dylan: DAMN YOU LOGIC
Jack: What does Logic the rapper have to do with this?
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Can You See Me Now?
Fanfiction"new phone, who dis?" "You have my name in your contacts idiot" "oops, wrong number" A Now You See Me High School/ texting AU
