*Later that night...*
Dylan: Jack my friend, I should have never doubted you
Dylan: That was an awesome idea
Walter: It was a /fantastic/ idea
Walter: I didn't even know we /had/ sprinklers in the gym
Jack: Trust me
Jack: I know a lot of secrets about the school
Jack: Like how our football coach is hooking up with the principal
Lula: He is?!
Jack: He is
Jack: And I've memorized when the cheerleaders get their periods
Merritt: That's weird Jack
Lula: Well, at least now we know who's been pulling the fire alarm to get out of tests
Jack: It be me
Henley: So next time you ask to use the bathroom on a test day...
Jack: Hennie I swear to God
Henley: Just sayin'
Jack: At least let me do it during exam week
Henley: No
Jack: Not even for one last hurrah?
Henley: Jack...
Jack: Fine
Jack: On the last day of school then
Henley: On the *NEVER
Jack: Ok 1, fuck you
Jack: And 2, that's not proper English
Henley: Think of it this way, Jack
Henley: If you get in trouble, they'll revoke your Athlete of the Year award
Jack: NUUUUUUU
Jack: NOT MY BABY
Lula: Seriously Jack?
Lula: You haven't even gotten the award yet
Jack: I DON'T CARE
Jack: IT'S ALREADY MY BABY
JD: What's your BB?
Merritt: JAMES
Merritt: YOU'RE ALIVE!
JD: Of course I'm alive
JD: Where's Alma?
Alma: Right here BB
Alma: What happened?
Walter: Your ride had a bit of an accident
Walter: Fortunately you guys survived
Walter: Can't say the same for the driver tho
Alma: OMG
Alma: Are we gonna hold a funeral for him?
Dylan: Probably
Dylan: We're just glad nothing major happened to you guys
JD: It's great that you think that
JD: BUT I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS
Merritt: Oh shit
Dylan: Oh shit
Jack: Oh shit
Walter: Oh shit
Lula: For God's sake, stop it
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Can You See Me Now?
Fanfiction"new phone, who dis?" "You have my name in your contacts idiot" "oops, wrong number" A Now You See Me High School/ texting AU
